Election Day MIRACLE! Massive Pro-Biden Street Parties Mean COVID Is Magically OVER!

Written by K. Walker on November 8, 2020

Joe Biden has been declared by the Media (D) to be the winner of the still disputed election.

President Trump is continuing to fight the apparent voter fraud and election meddling in court, but it’s unclear how successful he will be.

Now, I don’t want to be a downer, here — the President who deserved to be re-elected more than any other in my lifetime save Ronald Reagan should have been elected with a landslide victory. The economy was booming, jobs numbers were up, the U.S. became oil-independent, and peace was breaking out everywhere.

But Trump had 99% (or so) negative news coverage…

…COVID hit…

…racial strife was ginned up by activists with a clearly stated agenda…

…social media was censoring a story that put his opponent in a bad light….

…and the states decided to use the pandemic to push through massive, untested mail-in voting.

It was more the “death by a thousand cuts” sort of operation rather than a coup de grace.

Now, CNN, which was fearmongering with a running total of COVID cases and a death tally has completely stopped their concern over “superspreader” events — which is what they categorized the White House gatherings in the Rose Garden for Amy Coney Barrett’s nomination and confirmation.

I mean, you probably only knew that from the clips of CNN you saw on social media and the conservative news sites that you read that report on CNN’s ridiculous claims, but once Election Night hit, well, that COVID tracker went *poof!* kinda like the one counting military deaths during the Bush administration quietly disappeared under the Obama administration.

Over the past eight months, CNN has become the go-to network for alarmist coverage of the coronavirus outbreak, but the anti-Trump channel sang a different tune on Saturday as thousands gathered in cities across the country to celebrate Joe Biden‘s election victory…

In the weeks leading up to the election, CNN repeatedly condemned the Trump White House for holding various events in apparent defiance of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s (CDC) pandemic guidance. Those events, including ceremonies to mark the nomination and confirmation of Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett, were billed by the network as “potential superspreader” events.

Similarly, CNN highlighted former President Barack Obama railing against Trump’s campaign rallies, calling them the “COVID superspreader tour” while on the stump for Biden.

However, the network’s concerns about the possible spread of the virus were virtually non-existent Saturday.

“People have just gone out to the streets. People are just so excited, so happy right now,” CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer said in response to images of gatherings in cities like Washington D.C., Philadelphia, and New York City. “They’re wearing masks. They’re not [doing] much social distancing, but they are at least wearing masks.”

Source: Fox News

 

In addition, headlines all over the world are suddenly saying that the threat of COVID-19 has been exaggerated.

Oh, you don’t say?!

In an election day miracle, indoor concerts are now just fine!

So are street parties, apparently.

Philadelphia:

San Francisco:

Atlanta:

D.C.:

Seattle celebrated the way that Seattle celebrates:

And in case you think that because people were “wearing masks” and “gathering outside” it means that they were being safe and responsible, I will remind you that some churches are prevented by governmental edict from gathering at greater than 25% capacity no matter their size or the size of their building and absolutely no singing.

Oh, and they were passing around a bottle of champagne to sip from… so, there’s that. 

Lefties and journos (but I repeat myself) were the most hypocritical of ones praising the Biden street gatherings.

 

What happens if the COVID numbers spike again? Well, there are no biker rallies or Trump rallies planned in the near future, so, it’ll be very interesting to see how the Media (D) handles it — or if they even bother to report on it.

Maybe COVID itself will go *poof!* just like CNN’s COVID tracker and the tracker on the military deaths under Dubya disappeared once Barry was elected.

Is it still considered “news” if it’s so predictable?

ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll