How many shades of messed up does a person have to be to get a tattoo of a swastika on their scrotum?
The answer: very, very messed up. And also… very, very drunk.
The man says he downed almost two bottles of whiskey before his brother tattooed the hate symbol on his nutsack.
This just raises more questions…why was he letting his brother anywhere near his scrotum, and why would his brother agree?
Neo-Nazis clearly have additional problems besides the brain worm that it takes to not think it’s both vile and asinine to fangirl a heinous dictator responsible for millions of deaths and the genocide of the Jews. A little self-loathing added to the other bigotry and hate percolating in this guy would be well-deserved.
The 29-year-old neo-Nazi from Sankt Veit an der Glan, was sentenced to 19 months in prison for the glorification of Nazism and illegal firearm possession, in the city of Klagenfurt on June 8.
The court heard how he drank almost two bottles of whisky before his brother tattooed the banned symbol on his scrotum.
He then posted a photo online and showed his army colleagues during a drinking session following a day of training.
Nobody wants to see that!
In addition to the disgusting branding of his balls, the man posed for photos with Nazi paraphernalia, drank Hitler-branded wine, and posted Nazi propaganda online.
Austria’s National Socialism Prohibition Act of 1947 mandates jail time for anyone who attempts to revive or glorify organizations resembling the Nazi party.
“I just got in with bad company. For us, anything that wasn’t allowed was something we gravitated towards, but we all underestimated enormously how much a mistake this was,” he told the court.
It was only when Austrian investigators opened a case into the tattoo that the man realised what “nonsense” Nazi glorification was.
He added: “Other than that, I can’t give any reasonable explanation for why I did it.”
Source: The Sun
The Sun reports that the man “has a criminal record and was previously sentenced to two years in prison for deliberate aggravated bodily harm following a brawl at a festival in his hometown.”
He claims that he’s reformed his ways and cut ties with Neo-Nazi groups 8 years ago and stopped drinking heavily after the two years in the clink for assault. He also says that the tattoo isn’t visible anymore.
Franz Zimmermann, the man’s lawyer, has said he will appeal the sentence.
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