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10+ Outrageous Moments From Gibberish Joe’s Dumpster Fire Presser (VIDEO)

Photo of K. Walker K. WalkerJanuary 20, 2022
48 9 minutes read

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The Shambling Husk of Mediocrity was trotted out before the Press for nearly two hours yesterday. If that performance is any indicator, now you know why his handlers continue to hide him in the basement.

On Wednesday, President Biden held his 10th presser in his first year in office, which is far fewer than his predecessors who were logging in double or even triple the number of press conferences.

It was quite a doozy. He spoke on his own for just a few minutes, then went to

That’s two hours of my life that I’ll never get back.

But these are the sacrifices that we make to report on this disastrous administration.

In his brief remarks, Biden came out of the gate talking about COVID and tried to pad his

Here’s a quick rundown:

  •  took credit for the vaccine rollout that only began at the end of 2020 and was only possible because of Trump’s Operation Warp Speed that accelerated the development of vaccines
  • taking credit for the jump in employment as though government shutdowns in response to the pandemic didn’t impact employment in 2020
  • You got a raise! (But inflation means you pay more for everything.)
  • touted the infrastructure bill that his admin blocked for four months to try to get support for his Build Back Better plan
  • he said that they’re using all the tools to fight COVID even though “Omicrom” (yes, he said that) is the “new enemy” we’re still using all the things that we had/were in the works before he took office — vaccines, boosters, masks, tests, and pills
  • said that the administration is making “free” COVID test kits available, but those tests are: a) being paid for through your taxes, and b) coming from the supply that states rely on

The shocking thing about this presser wasn’t Biden’s statements — it was the way that the Corporate Media actually asked him some tough questions.

Biden then went to his handy-dandy list and took questions.

1. Failed Agenda

The first question from Zeke Miller of the Associated Press was a bit of a shocker. Miller hammered Biden with his failed agenda and asked if he thinks that he “overpromised” in his platform. Biden denies that he did, and points back to Obamacare as a win… which is just unreal.

He then asks what Republicans are “for” implying that they’re just reactionaries. That’s pretty rich coming from a guy that reversed every single thing that his predecessor did simply because he was Donald Trump

2. Just blame the GOP!

Despite having control of the White House, the House, and the White House, Biden attributes the failure to pass his signature pieces of legislation in his first year in office to… Republicans. Of course.

3. COVID-19

Biden’s favorite subject is clearly the pandemic. After all, it was the railing against Trump’s response to COVID and the ability to hide in his basement for months that got him elected in the first place. (Not to mention Democrat-controlled swing state fiddling around with election rules because of the pandemic.)

He says that there should have been more of a focus on testing even though Democrats were blasting Trump for not providing more tests.

Remember how Nutty Nancy was constantly (and annoyingly) bleating on about “Testing, testing, testing” at every presser in 2020?

Biden has had a full year now to deal with that.

The Biden-Harris administration also rejected a plan to ramp up testing before the holidays. And then Omicron hit.

And don’t forget that it was just a few weeks ago that the President said that there was “no federal solution” to the pandemic in a response to concerns from Governor Hutchinson of Arkansas that the Feds providing “free tests” would eat into the supply that state governments had at their disposal for their response.

Suddenly, there is now a federal response with millions of test kits and millions of N95 masks available for “free.”

4. Pressuring the Federal Reserve

Biden blames the Federal Reserve for inflation and wants them to do his bidding in order to bring prices down. Unbelievable.

5. COVID School Closures

It’s just a fact that some school boards are pushing to keep schools closed because it’s “not safe” with Omicron spreading. This is especially true in Democrat-run districts. Just look at what happened with the schools in Chicago recently.

You can see with the graph below from Burbio which tracks interruptions of in-person learning that school closures are still happening.

Biden blasted the framing of the question. I’m old enough to remember when that sort of thing was frowned upon and was considered an attack on the free press.

6. #BareShelvesBiden

The President says that you’re supposed to believe him about the supply chain, and not your own lying eyes.

7. Build Back Brandon

It looks like Joe is actually admitting that he can’t just ram through this massive 41.7 trillion spending bill with a slim Democrat majority in a midterm election year as his polls continue to take a nosedive.

So, he’s not completely delusional.

8. Putin’s Puppy

He thinks that Russia is going to invade Ukraine. Again. Just like Putin did in 2014 back when Joe was Veep.

Biden seems to think that a “minor incursion” of Ukraine — whatever that means — is totally fine.

Even the Corporate Media is concerned that this statement is concerned that this gives a “green light” to Putin.

The President of Ukraine had some thoughts, too.

Yikes! That is perhaps the most polite b*tchslap from one international leader to another that I’ve ever seen.

It’s kinda weird that Putin didn’t invade Ukraine when his “asset” Trump was in office, eh? Maybe MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow can explain that one if there is a “minor incursion” under Clueless Joe.

9. Angry Joe tells a reporter to “read the transcript.”

Biden promised he’d bring unity to a divided country, but all he’s done is foment division. Then, he got angry when he was called out by Philip Wegman of Real Clear Politics for comparing those who oppose the Democrat voting legislation to racists and segregationists.

Remember, this is the same guy who ran on the Charlottesville Fine People Hoax that is easily exposed by watching the full clip or reading the transcript.

Speaking of elections…

10. The Bigger Lie

Biden was asked if the 2022 midterms would be “free and fair” if the Democrat bills to federalize elections failed.

The President cast doubt on the outcome of future elections if the partisan legislation isn’t passed.

He was asked a second time to clarify his statement, and… it just got worse.

Does that mean that 2020 wasn’t a “free and fair election” because it occurred before Democrats could put their thumbs on the scale with their single-party-backed legislation?

One thing to note  — Philip Wegmann may well have ticked off Incompetent Joe even more than Peter Doocy did.

11. Afghanistan

He insists that the bungled evacuation of Afghanistan was a success.

Perhaps he should get one of those “No regerts!” tattoo to commemorate the withdrawal.

Every single American should be livid with this response.

12. Dementia Joe evades a question about his mental fitness

James Rosen of Newsmax asked Biden why a large segment of American voters

You may recall that Obama’s “Wingman” at the DOJ, then-AG Eric Holder, secretly designated Rosen a “criminal co-conspirator” and a flight risk under the Espionage Act. Rosen was working at Fox News at the time.

Maybe that’s why Biden got snippy.

13. Fox News’s Peter Doocy

Doocy asked why good ol’ moderate “Lunchbucket Joe” is suddenly pushing for a Bernie Sanders-style agenda.

The answer is that he’s trying to appeal to his base and he doesn’t give a damn about the people who didn’t vote for him, and his party has shifted far to the left.

As things drew on, it was clear that Joe was losing steam.

Watch Dementia Joe sundown in real-time:

If you don’t want to sink 2 hours, the GOP’s rapid-response guy has got your back. He’s condensed this disastrous presser down to 60 seconds, and it’s really quite something.

That was so much more manageable.

Most of us can only handle Joe in small doses — quite frankly, the smaller the dose, the better.

Check out Doug’s latest book, The Art of Joe: The Political Brilliance of President Biden. If you have left-leaning family members, workmates, or classmates, to buy several copies and place them in common areas. Make sure you have your video camera ready for when they pick it up and thumb through it because they will be triggered which will make for a great viral video to share across social media. Also, buy a couple for the GOP NeverTrumpers that you know. Finally, both the book’s cover and the epilogue, Notable Quotable Joe are worth the price of admission. We’ve included before and after Biden on Afghanistan. Jen Psaki will no likey this book, but you will. BTW, the book is 95% bereft of any content. Just like Biden’s head.

Photo of K. Walker K. WalkerJanuary 20, 2022
48 9 minutes read
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K. Walker

ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll and on Gettr @KarenWalker