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An Analysis Of Joe Biden

Joe Biden’s popularity is continuing to plunge (to no one’s surprise).  Even some fellow Democrats are starting to turn on him.  Meanwhile, some of his aides are jumping ship.  And apparently, he is tired of the negative publicity while he blames Republicans for the nation’s current problems.

In some ways, Biden reminds me of Dr. Bob Kelso from the television series Scrubs. Dr. Kelso was the Chief of Medicine at Sacred Heart Hospital, and for the first few seasons was cynical, heartless, and even apathetic (although he became more compassionate later on).

One of Dr. Kelso’s famous quotes was “what has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap — Bob Kelso”.

The same can be said about Joe Biden because he does not care about America.  All he cares about is power, prestige, and a paycheck.  After all, he was a do-nothing Senator from 1973 to 2009, hence a career politician.  In fact, the only thing he has done in his life is keep getting elected to office.

Dr. Kelso’s lack of compassion frequently brought him into conflict with Dr. Perry Cox, the Chief Attending Physician.  In fact, when one of the physicians at Sacred Heart told Dr. Cox that Dr. Kelso had given the staff orders that contrasted with Dr. Cox’s orders, Dr. Cox’s response was as follows:

“I don’t ever want to hear anything that’s come out of that man’s mouth.  Unless, of course, it’s oh my God I’m dying.  Now I’m moving towards the light.  But wait a minute, there’s been a mistake!  This is hell!  Hello, Hitler.  Hello, Mussolini.  Captain Kangaroo?  That’s weird!”

Should Biden kick the bucket before his term expires (which some people have predicted given his age and state of mind) and actually wind up in hell, he would probably say the following:

“Oh my God I’m dying.  Now I’m moving towards the light.  Wait, I’m in hell.  Hello Hitler.  Hello Mussolini.  Hello Stalin.  Hello Mao.  Hello Saddam.  Hello Osama.  Hello Khomeini.  Hello Fidel.”

Meanwhile, Biden discusses the types of guns he owns while pushing for gun control legislation, thus showing the type of hypocrite he is.  It also confirmed the suspicions of the Michigan auto worker who asked Biden if he was coming for everyone’s guns.

And of course, there is his history of lying, plagiarism, and being a total jerk.

There is a good chance Republicans will take control of Congress, and if they do, Biden could be impeached and subsequently removed from office.


Andrew Linn

Andrew Linn is a member of the Owensboro Tea Party and a former Field Representative for the Media Research Center. An ex-Democrat, he became a Republican one week after the 2008 Presidential Election. He has an M.A. in history from the University of Louisville, where he became a member of the Phi Alpha Theta historical honors society. He has also contributed to and Right Impulse Media.

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