Epic Trump Quotes
To celebrate his return, here's a look back at some of the most memorable quotes he's given us

Here’s a small fraction of some of Trump’s doozies that he’s delivered over the past few years. Enjoy.
“Joe Biden became mentally impaired. It’s sad, but lying Kamala Harris, honestly, I believe she was born that way,”
“You could take the five worst presidents in American history and put them together, and they would not have done the damage that Joe Biden has done in one year.”
“They’re eating the dogs, the people that came in, they’re eating the cats. They’re eating the pets of the people that live there, and this is what’s happening in our country, and it’s a shame.”
“If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?”
“Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.”
“Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.”
“I don’t wear a ‘rug’— it’s mine. And I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn’t work.”
“My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.”
“(Biden’s) shaking hands with the air. He’s walking around somewhat bewildered — I’d say it’s no good — and taking orders from the Easter Bunny.”
“I had some beautiful pictures taken in which I had a big smile on my face. I looked happy, I looked content, I looked like a very nice person, which in theory I am.”
“There has never been anything like it, this great movement of ours. Never been anything like it, and perhaps there will never be anything like it again.”
“The vicious ISIS caliphate, which no president was able to conquer, was decimated by me and our great warriors in less than three weeks.”
“And Ukraine, which would have never happened if I were your president.”
“I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler, it’s literally going to cease to exist.”
“We’re rounding ’em up in a very humane way, in a very nice way. And they’re going to be happy because they want to be legalized. And, by the way, I know it doesn’t sound nice. But not everything is nice.”
“[Overseas] we build a school, we build a road, they blow up the school, we build another school, we build another road, they blow them up, we build again. In the meantime, we can’t get a fucking school in Brooklyn.”
“I have a great relationship with African Americans, as you possibly have heard. I just have great respect for them and you know they like me. I like them.”
“It’s really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!”
“When you see the other side chopping off heads, waterboarding doesn’t sound very severe.”
“I think the big problem this country has is being politically correct. I’ve been challenged by so many people and I don’t, frankly, have time for total political correctness.”
“To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I’m so good looking.”
“Jeb said, ‘We were safe with my brother. We were safe.’ Well, the World Trade Center just fell down! Now, am I trying to blame him? I’m not blaming anybody. But the World Trade Center came down. So when he said, we were safe, that’s not safe.”
“I’m the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody’s ever been more successful than me. I’m the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn’t successful like me. Romney – I have a Gucci store that’s worth more than Romney.”
“While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.”
“Certain guys tell me they want women of substance, not beautiful models. It just means they can’t get beautiful models.”
“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”
“As a kid, I was making a building with blocks in our playroom. I didn’t have enough. So I asked my younger brother Robert if I could borrow some of his. He said, ‘Okay, but you have to give them back when you’re done.’ I used all of my blocks, then all of his blocks, and when I was done I had a great building, which I then glued together. Robert never did get those blocks back.”
“The only card she has is the woman’s card. She’s got nothing else to offer and frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don’t think she’d get 5 percent of the vote. The only thing she’s got going is the woman’s card, and the beautiful thing is, women don’t like her.”
“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?”
“You know, I go to Washington and I see all these politicians, and I see the swamp. And it’s not a good place. In fact, today I said we ought to change it from the word ‘swamp’ to the word ‘cesspool’ or, perhaps, to the word ‘sewer.’”
“North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the ‘Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.’ Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”
“What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.”
“I’m not going to use the term ‘fake news media.’ So we’re going to keep it very elegant.”
“In order to make America great and glorious again, I am tonight announcing my candidacy for president of the United States.”
“Some people say, ‘How do you speak before so many people all the time?’ When there’s love in the room, it’s really easy, if you want to know the truth.”
“I don’t like to think of myself as a politician, but I guess that’s what I am. I hate that thought.”
“Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest – and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.”
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sea.
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Finally, I hope you thoroughly enjoy this DJT gaggle of my gadfly oil paintings.” God bless, and stay rowdy. Doug Giles