HILARIOUS: Hunter Biden Cries Poor As He Calls Off Laptop Lawsuit

The more we learn about Hunter Biden, the worse the behavior pardoned by The Big Guy looks to the causal observer.

Ties to foreign countries that were common knowledge to the press pools and yet *somehow* more carefully buried by the complicit media that the Barack Obama Farrakahn photo… until so late in the game such revelations no longer mattered.

Well, we THINK they’re pardoned. We’ll have to see what the courts do about the case being made by Missouri’s AG about the legitimacy of Joe Biden signing off on policies that he may or may not have actually understood… let alone ordered. But that’s a whole other issue.

Right now, we’re talking about Hunter Biden having the rug pulled out from under the case he was bringing against the people who made the contents of his laptop public.

Hunter Biden legally forfeitted the contents of the laptop and it’s contents when he signed the repair shop policy about abandoned machines. The timing of these repairs was jaw-droppingly suspicious, coming as it did so close to the launch of Biden’s Presidential run, while the proverbial
‘walls were closing in’ on some of Hunter’s other misadventures, including some of his partners facing criminal prosecution and the suspiciously close connections Hunter had to the now-deceased ‘f***ing spy chief of China’ (Hunter’s own words).

One might almost believe Hunter was trying to use his addiction and irresponsible behavior as a cover for deliberately putting damning information beyond the reach of any supboena, by ‘forgetting’ it in the shop of a visually-impaired computer repairman who (under typical circumstances) would likely have given the machine a factory reset and sold it as refurbished.

If that WAS the plan, it fell apart when the repairman took an interest in his new laptop, and that information was, in turn, shared with others.

Joe went on to become President, and it wasn’t long before Hunter was once again flush with cash, selling art (despite misgivings by an Obama-era ethics officer) and living the high life in fancy digs.

Fast forward to 2025, and fortune’s wheel has turned again, this time, against him.

Hunter Biden said he has racked up “significant debt in the millions of dollars range” after watching his art sales dry up at the end of his father’s presidency, according to court documents filed this week.

Former President Joe Biden‘s son made the admission when he asked a judge in California to dismiss a lawsuit he brought against one of the top disseminators of his laptop data, saying he no longer has the financial resources to continue litigation despite still believing in the merits of his case.
[…] Hunter Biden sued Garrett Ziegler and his company, Marco Polo, in September 2023, calling Ziegler a “zealot who has waged a sustained, unhinged and obsessed campaign” against the Biden family.

Hunter Biden alleged that Ziegler illegally hacked into and tampered with his computer data, and the parties were set to go to a trial in September 2025 that would determine any damages the younger Biden was entitled to. — Washington Examiner

His art pieces, for some mysterious reason, no longer have buyers lined up around the block to pay an average of $57,000 a piece. Sales for his autobiography have dropped off as well.

Hunter will have to drop other lawsuits as well. He’s broke.

I’d take any claim about his house being trashed in the wildfires with a hefty grain of salt, however. Could there be smoke and water damage from fighting the fires? Yeah sure. But his house survived the fire, when so many others even in his neighborhood did not.

But his days of talking big and threatening people with high-powered lawyers? For the time being, at least, that’s over.