COMEDY GOLD: Cute Conservative Chick Reacts To Dire Wolf Breakthrough

The potential return of extinct species have a lot of people talking, but Nicole Arbour’s take is one-of-a-kind.

Nicole Arbour has been featured in ClashDaily stories before, whether flaming feminists or roasting the pearl-clutchers pretending to be offended by ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’.

Now, she’s reacting to the Dire Wolf story as only she can.

For any of you who may not have not yet heard, scientists are going full ‘Jurassic Park’ in bringing extinct species back to life.

No, we’re not talking about bringing back the T-Rex or Triceretops. But we are bringing back another ancient species: the Dire Wolf.

If you want the 3-minute recap of how the Dire Wolf was brought back from extinction, with Romulus and Remus (of course!) growing from their start as tiny pups to something much bigger.

It’s a fierce, majestic beast that disappeared thousands of years ago, save for artistic renderings in books and on screen, as in Game of Thrones.

Or, maybe, it’s just a grey wolf with a few tweaks.

American biotech company Colossal Biosciences made a surprise announcement Monday, claiming it had brought the dire wolf back from the dead, thus achieving the company’s first successful “de-extinction.”
[…] “I do think that it is important for people to remember that these are not dire wolves. There are grey wolves that have some dire wolf characteristics,” Greely said. “On the other hand, they seem to be closer to dire wolves than anything else anybody’s seen for 13,000 years, and that’s pretty cool. And they’re cute as hell.” — CBC

Depending on your perspective, they either modified a grey wolf to add some dire wolf characteristics, or they successfully used the grey wolf’s DNA as a starting point to rebuild a lost genome.

With that story as backdrop, let’s look at Nicole’s hot take in response.

We’re bringing back dinosaurs to fight AI robots and Noah is PISSED!!! pic.twitter.com/ShdjsCip8j

— Nicole Arbour (@NicoleArbour) April 9, 2025

Her content is always fun, with creative cuts in the editing, and plenty of humor packed in.

This example is no exception.

The Noah reference was great.