Trump Trounces An Unflattering Portrait Of Him And It’s BRUTAL

British portrait artist, Sarah Boardman, just got barbequed by President Trump for a very less-than-flattering portrait she painted of him. I don’t blame #47 for ripping that painting because … well … it sucks. She made Trump look like some mushy constipated insurance salesman named Crispin from Light-a-Fart, Arkansas. Love Trump or hate him, one must give it to the man that he’s anything but bland and dull and that portrait of him makes him look forlorn and feckless … a mere five-watt light bulb of a human being.

Check it out for yourself here …

I told you it sucked.

Here’s Trump’s classic LMAO response on Truth Social.

Bully for Trump, eh?

I’ve painted fifty-plus portraits of President Trump, and personally, I can’t imagine depicting him as a toad like Boardman did because the man is a full-on, pipe-hitting, nut-cutting powerhouse of a President. He’s hilarious, defiant, decisive, successful, and has a set cojones on him that other politicians evidently didn’t come equipped with. Ergo, to paint him like Hank Hill was a stupid move for Miss Sarah. And she’s paying for it dearly. Her Trump painting has been removed from the Colorado Capitol where it’s been displayed for the last six years and her art business is presently getting pummeled for her making Trump look like a mook.

Like I said, I too, am an artist. Unlike Boardman, I don’t paint the President like a pathetic doughboy. As you’re about to see, I have great fun with it and I have great respect for the man. He’s an American Badass. A “One of One.” And I’m glad I lived to see him destroy the nests of all the swamp rats inside the beltway. If you’d like to have pics of my entire Trump Collection we have it in a beautiful, full-color, coffee table-sized book available here. WARNING: It will trigger snowflakes. For prints of my Trump paintings, you may see and purchase them here.

And they’re Don Jr. approved!