CINCO DEPORTO: Which Is Funnier, This Trump Impersonator Or The Pearl-Clutching News Peeps?
Did you remember to celebrate the occasion?
There’s been so much ordinary news to keep up with it’s been a minute since we checked in on the fun stuff… like memes, comics and crazy libs.
Well, we’ve got a bit of everything in this one.
First off, we’ve got a Trump impersonation for the celebration of Cinco Deporto from a guy who’s becoming almost as recognizable as the guy he’s impersonating (source):
“TRUMP” SAYS HAPPY CINCO DEPORTO! pic.twitter.com/knwKhBa0xo
— Shawn Farash (@Shawn_Farash) May 5, 2025
Here’s to you, for however you celebrate the occasion!
But hat tip to Townhall for watching CNN so we wouldn’t have to… where Wolf Blitzer and [frantic keystrokes from a quick websearch] Pamela Brown showed the pearl-clutching going from bad…
🚨CNN: Mexicans are cancelling Cinco de Mayo because they’re afraid they’re gonna get arrested deported. pic.twitter.com/uel2CYkeCB
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) May 5, 2025
To worse…
🚨Mexican Community Leader From Chicago: “Our People Are Scared!”
Hector Escobar says it’s “horrible” to see the Trump administration deporting illegal aliens:
He says it’s the “worst” situation he’s seen in his “45 years living in the United States.”
“Believe me, some people… pic.twitter.com/4CdQzUZWJb
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) May 5, 2025
They found themselves a ‘community leader’ to tug on the heartstrings.
Because as we have seen with all of the angel mom stories since Biden and the deportation stories since inauguration, the victims and the good guys in EVERY situation involving illegal immigration are ALWAYS the illegal aliens.
The facts of the case have no bearing on that central fact in the eyes of the pressitutes over at CNN and MSNBC.
We saw this all the way back in Trump’s first term, when he dared to call MS-13 ‘animals’ and Pelosi defended them has having a ‘spark of divinity’… conveniently ignoring the fact that:
To become a homeboy, chequos “… must commit at least one murder of a rival gang member.” Once chequos were voted in by members of a clique, leaders would slowly count to 13 while gang members beat the prospective member. — Boston dot com, April 21, 2016, (long before Trump took office)
Ah yes. The spark of divinity who just ‘happen’ to be among the small percentage of human beings on the planet who have also watched the spark of life go out of the eyes of their victims.
Way to pick that moral high ground, Dems.