HILARIOUS: Biden’s Spokes-Muppet Tries To Promote A White House Tell-All… There’s Just One Problem

Of all the people whose job it was to keep Biden’s mental decline under wraps, few are as directly culpable in the cover-up as the woman whose job it was to speak on the President’s behalf.

After years of lying (poorly) for the Biden administration, with her blink-three-times-if-you’re-being-held-against-your-will ‘tell’ every time she lied for him, she’s coming out with a new book. A tell-all.

Of course, that ignores the uncomfortable fact that she played a central role in the cover-up for as long as she was being paid to do so.

For an honest person to speak on someone else’s behalf means you have to know their mind. And — with stories coming out about Biden getting lost in his own closet, Biden’s mind is exactly the thing that corrupt members of his inner circle were concealing from the public, and — to the degree possible — even from their own party.

It’s the reason the DNC fought so hard to keep Biden from having a primary. It’s most likely the reason that Biden’s team had an auditoriam close to 1600 Pennsylvania in which Biden could sit in a set approximating a dummy version of a legitimate White House appearance.

Her role in the cover-up notwithstanding, and with Biden having now been throughly thrown under the (No Malarkey campaign) bus, there is nothing to lose and everything to gain by getting in on the big reveal book train.

What choice does she have? It’s not as if her connection to a now-disgraced White House will set her up for the kind of plum gig her predecessor got over at MSDNC. If she’s going to make bank on her time the White House, it’s gotta be with a book deal.

So now, the adorable little dissembling airhead has got herself one. And she’s trying really hard to pitch hers the way Jake Sullivan is pitching his… to no avail.

I'm sorry but the Baghdad Bob press secretary who lied to the world for years about Joe Biden's condition now trying to make money off a book describing the "broken White House" is WILD. pic.twitter.com/hBiuf9ZswL

— Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) June 4, 2025

She’s talking about breaking out of boxes at the same time she’s talking about playing the same old game of rallying around identity groups like the fact that she’s a lesbian. News flash, former SpokesMuppet, breaking out of old boxes requires — try to stay with us here — breaking out of old boxes. Adopting new paradigms and priorities.

Unlike circle-back Psaki, she has no friends in the legacy press:

NBC News was the only one of the network nightlies to report on Karine Jean-Pierre's book-and-switch. Brutally so, by legacy media standards. pic.twitter.com/lFOfWa6YgW

— Jorge Bonilla (@BonillaJL) June 5, 2025

She is the one who called him ‘sharp’, and claimed he was ‘leading’.

Of course, we now know that isn’t even CLOSE to the truth, but trapped in her own web of lies, the only way out is to truly break free is with radical honesty. And it isn’t looking like she’s ready to make that jump any time soon.