UPDATE: Racoon Burgles Liquor Store… He’s Gonna Regret It In The Morning
The first footage of this feral felon was good. The CC follow-up is even better
But first, we gotta give the little guy at least SOME credit for finding his way to the bathroom!
After falling through a ceiling tile in a local liquor store, the masked critter started knocking bottles off shelves.
He proceeded to go on what we were originally told was a ‘scotch and whisky’ bender. There’s only one way a story like that is gonna end. The pint-sized masked menace got blackout drunk.
On Saturday morning, an employee at the Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
“I personally like raccoons,” said Samantha Martin, an officer who works at the local animal control. “They are funny little critters. He fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything.” — AP
But wait, the news wires missed out on the best part of the story. We now have a specific list of what he got loaded on, and better still, we’ve got fresh CC footage of the crime in progress… with ‘Rocky’ at a point where he’s obviously ‘feeling no pain’.
Little guy blew off all caution and swung for the fences in ‘mixing his drinks’.
On his menu were:
Rum
Moonshine
Vodka
Peanut Butter whisky
And…
Eggnog.
That’s right. The little fella was getting a head start on his Christmas celebrations.