Liberalism: Up is Down, Down is Up — Got It.

Decades of developing poison gas and biological agents, along with efforts to develop nuclear weapons, and actual use of gas to kill thousands upon thousands of people in Iraq and Iran: not WMD. 

Pressure cookers: WMD.

Wringing the necks of full-term newborns, not murder.

Legally carrying out the death penalty, or defending yourself on the battlefield: murder.

Defending citizens by securing borders and enforcing immigration laws: discrimination.

Forcing people to pay for abortion against conscience and support same sex marriage against conscience: not discrimination.

Taking money from one citizen to give it to another citizen or illegal alien: not stealing.

Working hard and saving your earnings to invest and retire comfortably: stealing.

Embracing the Founders’ vision and speaking out for liberty: racism.

Telling whites to ride at the back of the bus: justice.

Ignoring 1,300 years of Islamic aggression: multiculturalism.

Excluding Christians from equal protection: diversity.
 
Raising taxes in a recession and increasing spending and debt: economic development promoting recovery.
 
Cutting taxes, reducing spending and lowering debt: imperialism, colonialism, racism, exploitation of the masses by the crass bourgeoisie. 
 
Expanding massive central government and increasing bureaucratic power to arbitrarily regulate private lives: liberty and justice for all.
 
Limiting government and empowering private citizens: tyranny.
 
Confronting enemies and supporting allies: mindless nationalism leading to war.
 
Surrendering to enemies and throwing allies under the bus: enlightened foreign policy.
 
Man-made global warming: science.
 
Intelligent design: religion.