About the author: Doug Giles

Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at ClashDaily.com and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter. And check out his new book, Rise, Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation.

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  • Abby

    Daddy’s please don’t let your boys to grow up as Justin Bieber.

  • TRex

    I can’t wait until the Giles and man haters read this one!

    • Ben Name

      too late. You already hate enough for everyone.

  • Wunder woman

    Momma’s don’t let your babies grow up to be Bieber!

    • Phishhed44

      Man, he needs an ass-whoopin. The friggin metro-media just can’t get enuf of that little PUSSY. I hate “him”!!!

      • Ben Name

        Yeah. You’d like to land that little beiber boy wouldn’t you? you know get all Manly with him. Get your Manly arms around him and squeeze. Maybe do some Manly pounding of his bones.

        • AG Dot Com!

          … only when I skull-f**k his battered corpse…..

          (probably shouldn’t watch Game of Thrones while posting on here..)

          • Ben Name

            That’s love.

  • Tommy Barnes

    Where’d up progressives? Kick his little ass when he is young and screws up so he will know not to say he is sorry when someone else won’t or doesn’t pull their weight as adults. Everybody shouldn’t get a prize for just existing

    • Ben Name

      yes. beating your children gets you an upvote.

  • Gundog

    Can’t wait for Chris-tine to come mincing along with his Nancy boy comments. Must be out watching for the song birds all the mean old hunters are killing. BTW Doug you may want to rename your book “Raising Boys Feminists and Liberal Sissy-boys Will Hate”. Real men scare the dog scat out of limp-wristed metrosexual Pajama Boys.

    • AG Dot Com!

      There’s also Scot the KKGay, USARcaring (who as it turns out is an Army linguist and therefore in my sights. That is my alma mater & I will be tracking him down for a chat with his commander & some UCMJ…), and a lovely 1960s leftover femiNazi, genuine misandrist, & she-male man-hater who goes by “Plum-something-or-other”… they’ll be leaping all over this shortly, I am sure…

      • USARcaring

        Oh no, you are aware that it doesn’t really matter what I say, none of my articles reflect the opinions and views of the United States Government or US Army. I have stated this several times, I have only talked about my views and opinions and have not made a statement that represents anything that the Army believes in. I am “in regs,” so please try again. Just because I don’t agree with your viewpoints does not mean I am liable for UCMJ action.

        • AG Dot Com!

          How sure are you, trainee?

          • USARcaring

            100% positive buddy.

          • AG Dot Com!

            Lemme give you a hint. You can stand at parade rest when you address me, trainee. Lemme give you another hint: 3/3 on DLPT, since 1996. I recommend you take the hint.

          • USARcaring

            I will do so when in person with you, I have a question though are you still active? I’m just wondering for DLPT sakes.

          • AG Dot Com!

            From what I gather from your chatter, you are quite a ways away from having to worry about the DLPT. What I am is far enough above your pay grade that you don’t need to worry about it.

          • USARcaring

            When I DLPT is of no importance; however, if you are not taking the DLPT5, you took easier DLPT tests in the past then.

          • AG Dot Com!

            DLPT 5 이라고….ㅎㅎㅎ… DLPT 5 만든것 우리 때문이다 – 전것 너무 쉬었거든…. you’ll be taking the 5 because of my old unit, junior woodchuck… good luck with that… hope you enjoy 88 Mike school….

          • AG Dot Com!

            Que ese esto? No habla 한국어? Quel domage! Not done with Head Start yet, eh?

          • Guest

            응, 알겠습니다. 그런데, 저는 까불지처럼 행동하지않습니다. 그냥 제 의견을 설명하려고 했는데, 당신은 제 의견을 너무 싫어하는 것 캇습니다. 모든 사람들이 다르게 생각하찮아요. 걱정하지마세요.

          • AG Dot Com!

            Stop using Google Translate or whatever that is. Also, say ‘응’ or ‘당신’ to a teacher or Korean officer once. I dare you. Learn 선배/후배, and learn it quickly.

          • AG Dot Com!

            Alright trainee, do you know what 5-fig is?

          • Ben Name

            Thank you for servicing our country.

          • AG Dot Com!

            That’s a lot funnier than you think, especially if you had ever served overseas, in Asia.

          • AG Dot Com!

            I’m gonna throw you a bone because you have heart, kid. You’re jeopardizing your clearance. Punch out now, and don’t associate anything with the schoolhouse, ever. Get your head in the game, and do it quickly, before you end up an 88 MIke or a 92 Yankee. This isn’t about UCMJ anymore.

          • USARcaring

            already working on it, i respect your korean and your opinion.

          • Ben Name

            You should just give upvotes. They are more valuable than bones. Oh, is that how you are better connected? Through your bone?

          • AG Dot Com!

            Industry lingo, Ben. Industry lingo.

          • Ben Name

            You are so in the know. I’m seriously jealous that you have secrets.

          • AG Dot Com!

            Most of those secrets involve an absurdly strong liquor called “soju”, fried silkworm cocoons, beer, transvestites and new lieutenants, and dart tournaments conducted while most of the players are blackout-drunk. So yeah, lots of secrets.

          • Ben Name

            You’re in the Navy?

          • AG Dot Com!

            ♪ you can sail the seven seas! In the Navy… ♪

            No.

            Army.

          • Ben Name

            You serving now or out?

          • AG Dot Com!

            I served dinner earlier, but I’ve been out for some time now.

            (Village People jokes don’t rate upvotes? What, are you a homophobe now???)

          • Ben Name

            Sorry. I’m not a village people kind of person. It’s a bit before my time. It did seem familiar. must have been one of my dads old “records”.

          • AG Dot Com!

            Vinyl, son… it’s all about the vinyl…. back in the day you could say “I just got a 7-inch” without people snickering…

          • Ben Name

            oh don’t say seven inch. Alleged Comment will come around and say his is eight.

            Enjoy your dinner. I’m off like panties on prom night.

        • fliteking

          Guest – I’d say any recruit who is not solidly Constitutional and Conservative is a lost soul without a clue as to what he has been convinced is right – Said another way – Not a real American, rather an AmeriKan with a preconceived notion he belongs in the “Potpourri” military now in training nation wide.

          • AG Dot Com!

            “Guest”, formerly known as “USARcaring” just discovered that I am a lot better connected than he is…. and that I am who I claim to be…

          • Ben Name

            Just what part of your body connects?

          • AG Dot Com!

            My face. With the wall. Over and over. When I read most of your posts.

          • Ben Name

            self flagellation. respect. Not enough people do that these days.

            You must be unconscious by now. I’ve been at this for quite some time now.

          • AG Dot Com!

            I am a complete bastard, by admission. However, I am a bastard with a sense of humor. Now if you will excuse me…

            [face -> wall]

          • Ben Name

            You are entertaining. :)

          • Ben Name

            woooo 250 million black souls wandering your great land! That must piss you off.

          • fliteking

            Testors? The glue part is easy to figure out . . . the brand you’re huffing is the mystery.

          • AG Dot Com!

            That’s awesome…..

          • Ben Name

            Really, “that’s awesome…” as if you’ve never seen anything better in your life.

            No upvote for you.

          • AG Dot Com!

            Switch to engine cleaner then, and give us something really funny.

          • Ben Name

            Why are you telling me? You should be talking to fliteking. He’s the artist. I’m just gathering content for my next comedy show.

          • Ben Name

            That is good. did you do that with clip art or are you versed in photoshop?

            please take another hour to make another. You are talented and the world should experience it.

            Upvote for your mousing skills.

          • http://cia.americanspecialops.com/air-branch/ NASA

            Always a class act!

      • Ben Name

        dont forget me? You have spewed some hatred toward me too. Is your memory that bad? Try fish oil.

        • AG Dot Com!

          Yeah I really don’t despise you though. You’re more of an irritant.

    • Ben Name

      I think you mean the clever name “Chrissy”.

  • CharlieFromMass

    Well said.

  • Sharpshooter

    Truer words were never spoken!

    • Ben Name

      except when someone reads from the bible.

  • fliteking

    Cclashdaily should take down that photo ASAP! Otherwise there will be a sudden influx of limp wristed liberal men and members of the “Potpourri Army” coming here intending to “warm to” the picture of Amerika’s #1 loser dressed in drag!

    How come the nation no longer values Real Men?

    • AG Dot Com!

      … Beibs is a Canuck… and they’re welcome to him..

      • fliteking

        Ahhh but he is still number one in Amerika . . . solidly pointing out just how sad things have become here in the homeland.

        • AG Dot Com!

          Two words: “The Beatles”.

          • fliteking

            Hardly on the same level, although I am no beatles fan.

          • AG Dot Com!

            Merely pointing out that our youth here in the USA have a long and (in)glorious history of acting like spastic irrational monkeys over foreign boy bands.

            And no, even though I do not like the Beatles, Beibs is no John Lennon. Although…. he could be…. [cue sinister music]

          • fliteking

            Agreed. Witty post, well done.

          • AG Dot Com!

            [tips hat] … gratis.

          • Ben Name

            wag of the finger!!!!!

          • Ben Name

            upvotes for all these posts for being incredibly witty!!!!

          • AG Dot Com!

            Up yours!

          • Ben Name

            Oh don’t start. Alleged Comment will start making masturbation jokes. Between you and me, those jokes are very funny.

          • AG Dot Com!

            Concur.

          • Ben Name

            upvote!

          • Ben Name

            Bob Seger is totally the greatest musician to ever walk the planet.

          • fliteking

            Your sister said you are a “Bay City Rollers” fan . . . . I saw her at good will.

          • Ben Name

            I hope you did some manly things to her because that would be your next witty retort in this series.

            Still, nice that you brought the bay city rollers into this. That gets an upvote.

          • fliteking

            Nah, I’m always a gentleman .

          • Ben Name

            and a lady to a gentleman.

          • fliteking

            Uhhh, sure champ(ette?) . . . fascinating perspective you have . . . any chance you’ve recently stopped your Zyprexa?

          • Guest

            ———–

          • Ben Name

            ))<>((

          • fliteking

            ————-

          • AG Dot Com!

            Yeah no, I gotta concur. I like Bob. And Clapton. And Uncle Ted.

          • Ben Name

            That’s great!

          • http://cia.americanspecialops.com/air-branch/ NASA

            What? i don’t think so….well, perhaps a little.

          • AG Dot Com!

            [ see below ]

        • Ben Name

          You K is not the correct direction.

          • Ben Name

            whoops. Almost gave myself an upvote.

      • Thomas Sharp

        Interesting that 103,000 people signed a petition to have his green card revoked.
        We do not need more trash in the USA, we already have Ben, BO, Dirty Harry Reid, Bill and the Hildabeast Clinton, etc…

    • http://cia.americanspecialops.com/air-branch/ NASA

      Excellent. Amen.

      Must has evolved from a “gay” monkey…there is a difference you know.

    • Ben Name

      ha ha. Miley Bieber! that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen today.

      • jubilee

        Myley Cyrus and Justin Bieber DOO LOOK LIKE THE SAME PERSON.!..LOL. this is PAGANISM allowing men and women looking exactly the SAME in the face and/or head
        the BIBLE said for women and men to wear different clothing

        • Ben Name

          Yeah. Women wearing pants! LOL.

    • Sharpshooter

      I think that we can pretty much thank the “Feminists” for that. “I don’t want to be a REAL women, so I think I will be a man, as long as they lower the standards so I can compete!”

  • Phishhed44

    Good luck.

  • fedup

    In the Spirit realm, we are instructed by the example of Nation of Israel. They taught the young men in the O.T. to obliterate unrighteousness as they made fear spread throughout the tribes that stood in Gods way. Today, even more so do we need our boys to be introduced to the higher calling of warrior spirit. Didnt God say he was looking for a man to stand in the Gap. The Lord is a man of war (Exodus 15: 3).

  • JimW1357

    Couldn’t agree more. I, for one, am sick of these metrosexual asses masquerading as men.

    • Ben Name

      Yeah. Menly men should only exist on the planet. down with diversity!!!!!!

    • jubilee

      the only way MEN are to act more manly, is for WOMEN to start wearing skirts/dresses as standard.
      They did UNTIL THE MID 90s IMO. When women wore pants, they also wore skrits/dresses at least half of the time until then

      • Ben Name

        What does clothing have to do with a person’s sex?

  • jubilee

    I know its possible, but your son MUST be homeschooled AND in the company of OTHER RESPONSIBLE MEN along with the two parents. I’ve just seen a 12 yo boy preach and taking after his pastor father
    Steven Anderson, and son Solomon Anderson
    also when men are ‘manly’ and responsible, many women would feel more secure and not into too much stress.
    I remember when women didn’t have heart disease, and it was rare when they did, now they are having the same thing and even WORSE than some men

    • Ben Name

      Women now having heart disease. Why aren’t you worried about what men are doing too?

  • armydadtexas

    Now I understand why the little PUD, Beiber acts like such a complete fool. He is trying to overcompensate for his clear LACK OF MANHOOD (in more ways then one). I bet his mommy kept him a titty baby till he turned 12 yoa.
    Yep, the feminazi’s along with the far left filth are attempting to turn up and coming young men into flappy, p.w’d. wimps. Beiber has turned into one of the poster brats.

    • Ben Name

      ahh the old connection between women who want what men have and nazis. That’s brilliant.

  • Thomas Sharp

    So, giving everyone a trophy for participation is bad?
    Our world is filled with idiots that “feel” good about the nothingness they add to society, other than more debt. A simple butt kicking would have done some good.

    • Ben Name

      more support of child abuse. Gotta love the right for sticking to their….sticks and guns.

      • Indiana Jones

        Ben, it would be preferable for you to add to the conversation, rather than dumbly deride the truth of our rapidly degenerating society.

        • Ben Name

          someone needs to make sure that child abuse ceases in our great land. Clearly you care not to.

      • Thomas Sharp

        Just keep puffing on the end of that stick, little Ben.
        I guess my statement hit you on the end of your nose.

        • Ben Name

          Just keep being that great father figure. I’m sure your sons will have great cell mates.

          • Thomas Sharp

            Thanks, my sons think I am a great Dad too.

          • Ben Name

            They tell you that across the glass?

          • Thomas Sharp

            Over a glass of fine Scotch, yes they do.

          • Ben Name

            the glass not a glass. why do I have to point these things out to you people (rhetorical)?

          • Thomas Sharp

            It could be that you are thick skulled and thin brained

            What people are you referring to? Americans, Patriots, Men or something else that you are not?

          • Ben Name

            Nope. that’s not the case. But thanks for trying to imagine what I look like.

            I was referring to people who can not read properly.

          • toomuchsense

            Ben Name, a strong individual would recognize a great come back when it occurs. Accept it. Then try again with the insults after accepting a setback. You Ben Name are not mature. You are also not fair. You’re a whimp, who can’t accept a good comment of fact or pun when it comes, then spar again with your opponent.
            It must be just plain icky to live a life in your weakly and puny skin. Living your life here, commenting over and over and over again. Instead of living.
            Go get some sun little Ben Name.

          • Thomas Sharp

            I still don’t think he will understand.
            I am glad to see that you did.

  • coman1

    Look, with 19 years you are stupid and you have the right to be stupid. It doesent mean you have the right to do stupid things unpunished. Besides, it is the media who is telling this little prick his s$$it doesn’t stink.

    • Ben Name

      It doesn’t stink because apparently he only eats pansies according to everyone posting here.

  • muslimmustgo

    You can see the indoctrination into the metrosexual personalities of boys and young men everyday,from the guns are evil to wussifying the boy scouts by allowing flaming homosexuals into their ranks! The only way to thwart the onslaught of govt degridation of our young men is to teach them from home what manhood is and means! Show them the truth of what manhood in America should be,otherwise you raise a potential man into a woman! This is why obamao hates the Marine Corps as much!

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