Cash-for-Cankles: The $2.5 Billion Harpy Apocalypse Is Underway

Hillary Clinton’s rotten, stinking criminal corruption disqualifies her even from a prison work-release job scrubbing toilets at a truckstop.  But what difference does it make?  She’s running for president again, and this time her campaign says they plan to raise and spend $2.5 billion.

That’s 2.5 billion dollars.  Billion, with a B.

It’s the end of the world as we know it.  Who the hell has ever heard of such a thing, spending two and a half billion dollars on one candidate’s presidential campaign?

Whatever the racket raised, democrats will eventually have to come to grips with the fact that people overall don’t really want Hillary to be the first anything.  The only reason she generates any enthusiasm now, other than among feminist harridans and utter fools (many of whom already rejected her once for Obama), is because she’s a mere faded emblem, a nostalgia-relic of her husband’s two terms; a fugazi of that which so many democrats wistfully long to recapture their rapture.

Sure, she’s a woman, that’s so very special and all, but the democrats are very stupid to put all their eggs in that damaged old basket.

In a way he didn’t intend, disgraced Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber happened to be right when he talked about the stupidity of the American voters.

The meaning Gruber intended was that he thinks the average person is too unsophisticated to comprehend the alleged wonders and benefits of bureaucratic socialism — so, in his view, people have to be tricked, for their own good, by supposed brilliant geniuses like him into supporting such policies.

Of course, what Gruber was really complaining about is the fact that too many American voters are well aware (to Gruber, their awareness is stupidity) of the inevitably disastrous consequences of socialist economics to voluntarily assent to such programs, and therefore they have to be forced, cajoled, and deceived.

But the thing Gruber unintentionally did nail about voters, and stupidity, applies to an entirely different segment of the electorate than those of us who tried to stop Obamacare because we knew it was a malignant train wreck.

The armies of zombies who need no persuasion nor strong-arming, who eagerly rally behind Obamacare without hesitation, are the same ones who elected Obama, of course.  And they’re the same ignorant wastoids who cannot identify the two sides which fought the American Civil War, nor in which century it took place, when asked on the street.  They think the president makes it rain benefits with billions “from his stash,” and that businesses should be forced to (and can) pay unskilled drones a minimum of $25 an hour.  Such people are utterly clueless about even the most basic aspects of history and economics.  They are also the most ardent supporters of left-wing socialist policies.

Obviously, these are the same legions who are slobbering at the chance to campaign and cast votes for Hillary Clinton in the next presidential rodeo.

Does anyone reading this think for a minute that any of Webster Hubbell’s biological daughter’s mother’s decades of egregious scandals and crimes will prevent her from being elected president?

Hillary is beatable for sure, and I even think some other, fresher-faced democrat is likely come out of the woodwork and vanquish her again in the primary.  But if she loses, it won’t be because of her manifold crimes and corruption.  People are mainly too stupid to pay attention and comprehend them.  It will be because she’s old and ugly, screechy and scraggly and relatively unappealing.

Most voters are too stupid and unaware to even have heard of Peter Scheizer’s bombshell new book, “Clinton Cash,” which documents and details HRC’s having taken numerous massive, illegal, multimillion-dollar personal bribes from foreign governments, while she was Obama’s Secretary of State, in order to influence her to sell-out our true national interests to foreign agendas.

Even the average republican voter has never heard about the specifics of much of Clinton’s blatantly illegal conduct.  Her copious illegal emails are gone — destroyed and forgotten in abjectly flippant defiance of congressional subpoena, in the same spirit of darkness and criminal violence as that which destroyed the lives and physical bodies of our men in Benghazi under her watch, and belligerently lied about it all again and again afterward.

Most people have never even heard about Hillary’s emails, or about U.S. consulate staffers attacked and murdered in some funny-sounding foreign city.  Most people are uninterested in such unpleasant pasttimes as the complicated dirtiness of politics.

As odd as it may seem to readers of this website, I’d be willing to wager that the typical, nominal republican has never even heard of Ted Cruz or Scott Walker.  That’s why a nauseating atrocity like the candidacy of Jeb Bush has as much traction as it does, particularly this early on.

As for democrats, I was in the same room as a couple of them at work yesterday.  They were an early 40’s-ish black male and a mid-late 50’s-ish Jewish female.  Real estate/property managers, both of them.  There was a TV on nearby, tuned to the Bloomberg financial channel, with the sound off and text captions on the screen.  The guy starts saying something about what he sees on the TV(I couldn’t see the screen from where I was):  “That Ryan Paul (sic) republican guy talkin’ about Hillary — why doesn’t he say what his plan is, what he’s gonna do?”

Without hesitation, the lady chimes in, dropping her jaw and hrumph-ing aloud:  “Uugghh, these republicans just attack Hillary, they never have any ideas of their own, what they think they’re going to do, all they do is just go after her, why don’t they just tell us what their plan is??….”   The guy piled on with another identical comment, while my adrenaline raced yet I pretended to be completely disengaged from what they were saying, and focused on something else (without going into details, just trust me in saying that it was a touchy business situation and there was no way I was going to open my mouth on the topic of their remarks)….

That’s really why people like Hillary, Obama, Harry Reid, and countless other democrat villains are so brazen about their staggering crimes; they know full well that only massive public outcry would stop them, and that such massive public outcry will never come — because people are so ignorant, because their democrat-dominated media fixers so effectively run cover for them, and because they just keep piling scandal upon scandal upon scandal so that those who pay attention and give a rip are just too overwhelmed and outnumbered; too exhausted, demoralized, and jaded to be very effective at thwarting them.

So the beat-down goes on, as Hillary cackles and carouses across the land, whipping the idiocracy into a froth with absurd socialist pitches and unprecedented hypocrisy.

Pretending to share the sentiments and struggles of the commoners, Hillary (like fellow filthy-rich communist harpy Elizabeth Warren) has begun railing against the rich — recently she put out the call for “the 1%” to be “toppled.”  I’m actually shaking my head in disgust as I type.

Such a scheme would actually be worth carrying out, if it dealt only with her and her treacherous Learjet-liberal ilk.

Powers and principalities….powers and principalities….

About the author: Donald Joy

Following his service in the United State Air Force, Donald Joy earned a bachelor of science in business administration from SUNY while serving in the army national guard. As a special deputy U.S. marshal, Don was on the protection detail for Attorney General John Ashcroft following the attacks of 9/11. He lives in the D.C. suburbs of Northern Virginia with his wife and son.

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