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Grim: A Rainbow Curtain Has Descended on the Land of Lincoln

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that fourteen tornadoes hit Illinois this past Sunday making me miss my hunting trip, because someone is sending us a signal that the Shih-Tzu just hit the thermantidote.

As my radio partner David Steiger often remarks, “Gozer the Destroyer asked America what we wanted to be the object of our destruction and we thought of Urkel, otherwise known as Chicago Jesus.” And he’s exactly right.

We may have been languishing in the toilet under Bush/Rove but ever since Obama took office, I’ve been hearing a giant flushing sound and there’s nothing to cling to as we’re spiraling downward. The news doesn’t dribble out anymore, here a little there a little. It’s coming 90 mph eastbound down a westbound lane.

So the Air Force drops “So Help Me God,” from their oaths while Obama drops “Under God” for the dozenth time since he’s been in office. The Land of Lincoln approves same-sex “marriage,” and the apparatchiks in the Senate, emasculating what was left of minority leverage, drop the “nuclear option” on the filibuster rules so that they can direct wire the Judicial Branch to the President’s high chair. Oh, and that’s not all!

James O’Keefe has just released a video through PROJECT VERITAS that shows Obamacare operatives boasting that they will use personal data from Obamacare enrollees to fix elections for Democrats.

So, “How was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”

A day doesn’t go by anymore without story after story detailing corruption, manipulation, extortion and, on the Republican side, capitulation. Democrats are not socialists; they’re fascists. And Republicans, aside from Ted Cruz, Rand Paul and a faithful 70 in the House, are the whipping post.

America, Wake Up! Your country has just been stolen.

Democrats are working around the stopped debt clock to fix elections and stack the courts so that there will be no cavalry that can ride to the rescue. They are removing the “Due” from the “Process” and we sit drinking coffee, mesmerized as we watch Fox News chronicle the disaster, somehow satisfied that Megyn Kelly might bitch about the incompetence of the Obama administration in between crossing her legs and her next hair flip.

Obama and his henchmen are not incompetent. This has been the most well orchestrated take down since Keyser Soze limped into Kobayashi’s Jaguar.

If it feels as though you’ve just woken up with a curb-bit in your mouth, in a community theater production of Animal Farm watching the glue truck back up to your stall, you just might be paying attention.

One hundred thirty and counting major officers in the military have been “purged” and the media heels at the foot of the President’s bed, dutifully awaiting Jay Carney to throw them a Scooby snack. But where are the Republican’s on the Armed Services committees? Where are the press conferences chronicling Obama’s breaches of the Constitution? Will you go gently into that dark gulag?

Meanwhile the Pentagon “gleefully” purges God, Christ, The Bible and Christians from the armed services, swapping the policy that once dishonorably discharged perverts for one that does so with the salt of this nation’s earth and not so much of a murmur from George Will and Charles Krauthammer. Are you still waiting for someone else to speak on your behalf?

A blow-torch of conservative talk, WMAL’s Chris Plante, speculated this past Tuesday that if the Gettysburg Address contained the phrase “under Allah,” Barack Hussein Obama would never have left it on the cutting room floor. And as you can see from this Clash Video, Vendetta: Obama’s War on the Bible, there seems to be a pattern of hostility toward all things Christian.

Then again, maybe Obama shops at COSTCO and he believes that the Holy Bible is a work of fiction?

Meanwhile, in the Land of Lincoln, Governor Quinn commits double dog blasphemy while signing a same-sex “marriage” bill that makes Illinois the sixteenth state in the Union to do so. Not only did the Catholic Quinn defile the Holy Bible by reading from the book of I Corinthians but he did so and then signed the bill on Abraham Lincoln’s personal desk.

Let’s contemplate that on the Tree of Woe!

Abraham Lincoln was the sixteenth President and Illinois the sixteenth state to ratify gay “marriage.” Abraham Lincoln was as queer as a plaid rabbit holding a football bat (I know, I read it in The Advocate), so we’ll sign the bill on the first gay President’s desk and then read from the “Love Chapter” in the Apostle Paul’s epistle to the Corinthians while televising the whole thing for the world to share in our glee. And this is remarkably appropriate because we all know, (at least those of us that have been to Northeastern Illinois University), that Abraham Lincoln was a Democrat and the Apostle Paul, just peachy with man on man butt sex and the consecration of it with Holy Writ.

Someone please ask the good Governor to turn back to chapter 6 in that same epistle and read verses 9-11.

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.


While the Democrats are celebrating a Sodom victory and Republicans scurry to take cover from what they consider the “third rail” of American politics, the citizens in this grand country that respect the divine institutions and can read the tea leaves, know that a rainbow curtain has descended on this land that will soon draw to a close religious freedom in this country and usher in a tragic epilogue on what was once a shining city on a hill.

If Obama is the velvet glove, the alphabet mafia is the iron fist and all opposition will be put through a lavender inquisition that would make the Borgia’s blush. You will bow to the rainbow statue when you hear the music play or you will not be able to do business, join the military, run for office or get healthcare.

Righteousness is in exile. For Christians and patriots alike, it’s time to Daniel up! Put the coffee down, don’t rely on any news outlet that’s telling you the water’s only a bit warm, and raise the next generation of American heroes.

Because, if you leave it to the status woe, it won’t be long until your children are taught that Obama hung the rainbow in the sky to remind future generations that Gay is OK.

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John Kirkwood

John Kirkwood is a son of Issachar. He is a Zionist, gun-toting, cigar-smoking, incandescent light bulb-using, 3.2 gallon flushing, fur-wearing, Chinese (MSG) eating, bow-hunting, SUV driving, unhyphenated American man who loves his wife, isn't ashamed of his country and does not apologize for his Christianity. He Pastors Grace Gospel Fellowship Bensenville, where "we the people" seek to honor "In God we Trust." He hosts the Christian wake up call IN THE ARENA every Sunday at noon on AM 1160 and he co-hosts UnCommon Sense, the Christian Worldview with a double shot of espresso on He is the proud homeschooling dad of Konnor, Karter and Payton and the "blessed from heaven above" husband of the Righteous and Rowdy Wendymae.