10 Ways Men Can Destroy Their Marriage

Dudes, if you want to destroy your marriage say and do the following:

1. When busted flirting with another woman say, “Honey, I don’t like her. I’m just chatting with her on facebook.”

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2. After she unloads her heart to you, lower your Guns & Ammo magazine and say, “I’m sorry. What were you talking about?”

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3. Act like a shriveled hamster during difficult times and say, “Sometimes, I feel so scared and so alone.”

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4. Hit her with this one… “Now listen babe. I know our son needs brain surgery but this bear hunt is the opportunity of a lifetime.”

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5. After you down a beer yell, “Get me a beer, dammit. Beer and cheetos woman. Don’t make me whip you.”

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6. Fart at the dinner table.

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7. Tell your wife you go to Hooters for the chicken wings.

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8. Scream at her in a loud voice, “You’re not my mother.” And then demand she give you back the Playstation controls!

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9. When down and out tell your lady that you think Obama’s food stamp program is the solution.

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10. And finally, try suggesting to your 45-year-old wife that. “With new boobs, liposuction on her gut, butt, neck and arms and her doing a little something about her stretch marks she could look just like Adriana Lima!”

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