BEYONCE BENASTY: Obama’s ‘Perfect Role Model for His Daughters’ Out Does Miley in New Hoochie Video

This is Beyonce’s new song “Partition.”  I’ll apologize in advance for how much it sucks:

(WARNING: VIDEO CONTENT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES)

In case you couldn’t make out the lyrics, here is a portion of them:

Driver roll up the partition please/ I don’t need you seeing Yonce on her knees … 
Oh he so horny, yeah he want to f— 
He popped all my buttons, and he ripped my blouse 
He Monica Lewinsky-ed all on my gown 

I just wanna be the girl you like, the girl you like 

Classy, huh?

This is the same Beyonce who claims to be a “modern-day” feminist.  It’s the same Beyonce who wrote a little ditty for Maria Shriver’s book The Shriver Report called “Gender Equality Is A Myth!”  (because using exclamation points in your article titles makes it, like, totally believable that you’re an author and stuff).

Yeah.  Beyonce is a real champion for young girls, all right.  She’s SUCH a young champion for girls and equality.  Mmmm hmmm.  You know, because she just REALLY WANTS TO BE THE GIRL THAT HE LIKES.

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