BEYONCE BENASTY: Obama’s ‘Perfect Role Model for His Daughters’ Out Does Miley in New Hoochie Video

Published on February 28, 2014

This is Beyonce’s new song “Partition.”  I’ll apologize in advance for how much it sucks:

(WARNING: VIDEO CONTENT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES)

In case you couldn’t make out the lyrics, here is a portion of them:

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Driver roll up the partition please/ I don’t need you seeing Yonce on her knees … 
Oh he so horny, yeah he want to f— 
He popped all my buttons, and he ripped my blouse 
He Monica Lewinsky-ed all on my gown 

I just wanna be the girl you like, the girl you like 

Classy, huh?

This is the same Beyonce who claims to be a “modern-day” feminist.  It’s the same Beyonce who wrote a little ditty for Maria Shriver’s book The Shriver Report called “Gender Equality Is A Myth!”  (because using exclamation points in your article titles makes it, like, totally believable that you’re an author and stuff).

Yeah.  Beyonce is a real champion for young girls, all right.  She’s SUCH a young champion for girls and equality.  Mmmm hmmm.  You know, because she just REALLY WANTS TO BE THE GIRL THAT HE LIKES.

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