FUNNY STUFF: Listen to What a 10yr. Old Told Cops After Stealing Parents’ Car and Crashing It

This kid will go far in life—or end up in jail: Earlier this week, a 10-year-old stole his parents’ car, crashed it into a snowy ditch, and then told responding police officers he was a dwarf who’d forgotten his driver’s license.

Early Wednesday morning while his parents were sleeping, the kid reportedly put his 18-month-old sister in the car and took off, hoping to make it to his grandparent’s house—some 38 miles away from the boy’s home in Dokka, Norway.

He made it about six miles before driving off the road into a ditch. He was found not long after by a snowplow driver, who called the cops.

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