SKANKOSAURUS: Woman’s Horniness Causes Plane To Make Emergency Landing

I’m sure we’ve all been, um, inexplicably aroused at certain inappropriate times, and that causes us to make some bad decisions. Like hitting on third cousins at your great uncle’s funeral or something like that. But I’m not sure I’ve ever known inappropriate, aggressive horniness to cause a plane to land. Until now.

The woman, who was described as “very intoxicated” reportedly made several sexual advances to her male seatmate, who refused. This allegedly made the woman intensely angry, as you’d expect from almost any drunk, horny, sexually aggressive citizen. As you can hear in the video, she then became loud and abusive, threatening to “fucking kill” the man, and then once she was restrained with handcuffs, things got even worse. Here, watch for yourself:

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Here is the footage of after they landed the plane:

Read more: Jalopnik

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