SPANKY: Dude Busted for ‘Aggresively Masturbating’ While Driving

Published on April 25, 2014

ST. LUCIE WEST, Fla., April 24 (UPI) — Florida Highway Patrol troopers arrested a man who was allegedly driving down Interstate 95 while masturbating in the nude after a semi-truck driver called 911 to report him.

Cory Evans was pulled over after the driver reported that he “slowed when the semi-truck slowed and sped up when the semi-truck accelerated” while masturbating. The driver continued talking to dispatchers while he followed Evans, TC Palm reported.

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