IDIOT ERRORS: Congress, Democrats, Voters …

by Mike Martin
Clash Daily Contributor

Congressional ID10T error one:
 
A Congressional idiot is now calling for vehicles to be taxed per mile driven instead of a per gallon tax for gas sold. Most any teenager with a limited interest in cars would know how to hook up an engine tachometer. Now you drive your car at a set speed in a specific gear and note the engine R.P.M. Make a little chart in 10 M.P.H. increments of the R.P.M.’s required for a specific speed. Then disconnect the speedometer/odometer from the transmission as you no longer need them for speed control. Then you could buy gas without paying any tax at the pump and little for your vehicle mileage. In effect you would decide how much tax to pay by how long you left your speedometer/odometer hooked up each year.
 
But I’m sure that no one would actually take advantage of this “loophole” to decrease their taxes, since everyone likes to give their money to the government to waste.
 
Congressional ID10T error two:
 
Not recognizing that Mexico has declared de facto war on the U.S. by supporting the Drug Cartels ( accepting bribes ), having their army escort some invaders across the boarder, and by entering into an agreement with at least one South American country (Guatemala) to allow for safe passage for the invaders to travel thru Mexico for their invasion of the United States. Congress has seen fit in their infinite stupidity to not acknowledge foreign support for the invaders who are coming here, while they support civil wars that do not affect our National Security in the Middle East, while ignoring the chance to do drone strikes on the mosques and imams who preach jihad against the United States.
 
But surely, our invaders would not take advantage of our “politicians” idiocracy (politicians and bureaucrats behaving as idiots).
 
Congressional ID10T error three: (Ok, Ok, Democrat ID10T error ( or maybe presidential ID10T error ):
 
Not recognizing that our veteran are not receiving their promised care for defending our country while lobbying for billions of dollars to care for our invaders. Hell, they don’t even seem to be able to recognize an invasion when it pertains to our country, but surely we can blow billions of more dollar$ to hasten the fundamental change of America. Coming at you, Forrest – Stupid is as Stupid does.
 
Common “corpse” ID10T error: (Jeeze, don’t tell me that you can’t even recognize a pun):
 
Students given an essay assignment to write about whether the Holocaust was real or made up for political reasons . Are we taking history lessons from Islamic imams now ? Or just from “Ouch – ma jihid-een”. (Ok, so I did another pun instead of looking up how to spell another idiot’s name – have fun bloggers.)
 
Voter ID10T error:
 
I might be remiss if I didn’t point out one potentially deserved award. President Obama is being considered for an Emmy for his comedic performance based upon his appearance in Between Two Ferns. Since I try my darndest  ( see Art Linkletter’s dictionary ) to avoid seeing or hearing him do anything , because I wouldn’t believe him if he told me is behind was black, he may be deserving of an acting award. He sure hasn’t deserved anything for his performance as president.

For all you race-baiters out there, rest assured I ‘m not criticizing his skin tone, but am making a comment on my belief of his ability to tell the truth. Like many, I consider a partial truth to be a lie, as in fundamentally change but not tell you the actual socialist changes he will be proposing and the effects thereof. Kind of like Nancy’s . . .”You have to pass the bill to see what’s in the bill”.
 
I’m only 1/2 through today’s internet news headlines and am tired of writing, so I’ll close with a short prayer: Dear Lord, please save us from the idiots. In Jesus’ name I pray (even though we are all occasionally idiots – even me). Amen.

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Mike Martin thanks you for the opportunity to express “different points of views”, and if you were to ask his family they would probably tell you that he’s as different as they come….