PRESIDENTIAL SNIT: Obama’s Strategy for Problem Solving

Written by Vic Landry on September 6, 2014

Why does  Obama persist in actions so obviously detrimental to America?  Let’s list his “accomplishments,” in no particular order.  Fast and Furious.  Bin Ghazi.    Cash for clunkers.  War on coal.  Massive increase in the deficit.  Ignoring existing laws. 
Obamacare.  Open border.  Releasing illegal alien criminals.  Ignoring ISIS until it became a vicious entity; and he can’t even express a clear strategy to deal with it.  Journalists beheaded on his watch.  Ignoring foreign affairs.  Golfing while the world burns.  Sending delegates to Michael Brown’s funeral while ignoring the funeral of a general killed in Afghanistan.  I’m sure there are others. 

Obama came to the presidency with numerous theories but no real world experience.  He isn’t qualified to run a lemonade stand.  He surrounded himself with people who believe as he does, but like him, have no real world experience.  He has to blame anyone but himself.  It’s Bush’s fault.  The weather is bad.  The Republicans won’t do what he wants. 

Now, events have spun out of control and he has no idea how to deal with them.  Few think he is the messiah, any more.  After being praised as a genius all his life, everything has turned south.  His ego is such that he can’t allow himself to admit he is wrong.

His reaction is to withdraw, head to the golf course and pout.  He acts like a spoiled six year old.  I wouldn’t be surprised if he fell down on the floor, cried, kicked his feet and stuffed beans up his nose. 

He thinks he is so brilliant, the world can’t understand him.  He will show everyone,  punish the world for not recognizing his brilliance and giving him the recognition he is due.  After all, he has a Nobel Peace Prize.  If he can’t get his way, he’ll be as destructive as he can. 

Lord, please deliver us from a childish, petulant and, egotistical president.

In my many years I have come to a
conclusion that one useless man 
is a shame, two is a law firm, 
and three or more is a congress.
— John Adams



Vic Landry is a Government Major, Mensa Member and Robertson, County, TX Tea Party President.