DEAR RICKY GERVAIS: I Hunted A Giraffe, Here’s Why And What Happened Afterwards

Written by Doug Giles on April 18, 2015

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1. Ricky, here’s a pic of me and my Professional Hunter after we shot this ancient bull. BTW, the bull’s stomach was covered in nasty-ass scar tissue from lions who had been trying to eat him for what looked like many, many years.

What on earth happened in the lions’ lives that they would try to kill a giraffe? Y’know what’s interesting, RG?  The anti’s would rather this old bull be slowly eaten alive by a pride of lions rather than shot and killed after it is past its breeding prime. How quaint, eh?

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