DEAR RICKY GERVAIS: I Hunted A Giraffe, Here’s Why And What Happened Afterwards

Comedian Ricky Gervais burned up social media yesterday by putting out a pic of huntress Rebecca Francis smiling and lying next to a giraffe she had hunted in Africa. Gervais, for those not in the know, asked Francis via Twitter, '“What must've happened to you in your life to make you want to kill a beautiful animal & then lie next to it smiling?” Ricky, I can't tell you what happened to Rebecca in her life and why she's smiling and lying next to the giraffe because I ain't Miss Francis, but I will do a little 'show and tell' of my hunt and the taking of a massive bull giraffe in Zimbabwe back in 2013. BTW, giraffes are not endangered. With that said... check this out. SEE ALSO: Ricky Gervais Calls Hunters, ‘Murdering Scum’, Animal Expert Calls Them, ‘Conservationists’ SEE ALSO: PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO ANTI-HUNTER, RICKY GERVAIS: BTW, Is He Laying on Fur and Wearing Leather? 1. Ricky, here's a pic of me and my Professional Hunter after we shot this ancient bull. BTW, the bull's stomach was covered in nasty-ass scar tissue from lions who had been trying to eat him for what looked like many, many years. What on earth happened in the lions' lives that they would try to kill a giraffe? Y'know what's interesting, RG? The anti's would rather this old bull be slowly eaten alive by a pride of lions rather than shot and killed after it is past its breeding prime. How quaint, eh? 2. Ricky, please note that under the bull's gorgeous hide (also known as leather... that I kept versus leaving to rot in a field like the lions do) is this thing called meat. Poor tribes love meat. It helps 'em stay alive. Also, please note this is just a few of the African men we employed. 3. In this pic, Ricky, the African trackers begin to process the bull's massive ribs. Do you like ribs, Ricky? Those aren't baby back ribs, right? 4. This is just one small section of giraffe ribs. Dee-lish. 5. In this pic, Ricky, we're off loading part of what is well over a half-ton of giraffe meat for people who are broke as hell. Please tell your anti-hunting buddies that the bull I shot and gave the meat from was shot at my expen$e, and the venison was given to people I did not know. Ask them, when was the last time they did that? Hunters do it all the time. I'm talkin' ... all the time. It's called charity. 6. In this pic, Ricky, is one of the many sites across the Matetsi that were turning raw giraffe meat into yummy biltong. Also, please tell your buddies that this isn't store bought, steroid injected, bad-for-your-body, bullshit meat, but high protein, low fat, free range until the day it died, venison. 7. Later that week, Ricky, we saw miles and miles of people in one village enjoying the BBQ that we, the hunters, arranged for them. 8. And lastly, Ricky, here's a pic of all the gents I employed in that bull giraffe hunt. Wait, I'm wrong. There's about a half-dozen that aren't pictured. I hope this helps, Ricky. Ethical hunters are the planet's ultimate, hands-on, money-where-their-mouth-is conservationists and humanitarians. Also, here's a little list of the earthly perks hunters and hunting afford. SEE ALSO: ANTI-HUNTERS: Want Rebecca Francis Dead After Pic Of Her With Dead Giraffe Goes Viral Get Doug Giles' new book, Rise, Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation today! Click here to get a signed copy Click here to get an unsigned copy

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