Bill Maher SLAMS Robot Rubio: ‘My Car Knows More Phrases’

Published on February 13, 2016

Bill Maher just slammed Marco Rubio for being a broken little robot and it’s hilarious. If you’re no fan of the establishment’s golden boy, then you’re going to love this.

Yes, last Saturday on the debate stage in New Hampshire, Christie targeted the well-rehearsed Rubio’s penchant for verbal regurgitation, first warning the audience to look out for the canned lines, and then firing a memorable strike: “There it is, everybody. The 25-second memorized speech.”

Since then, thanks to his very public malfunction, the public has adopted the nickname “Robot Rubio,” and the scripted Floridian finished in an underwhelming fifth in the New Hampshire primary, collecting 10.6 percent of the vote.

“Boy, this race has shown a lot can happen in a week,” quipped Bill Maher. “A week ago, Marco Rubio was the chosen one, now he’s the little broken robot boy. His Valentine’s Day card to his wife was very sweet, it said, ‘Remembering you on this special day,’ and then when you opened it, it said, ‘Remembering you on this special day.’”

On Friday night’s edition of his acclaimed HBO series Real Time with Bill Maher, the acerbic comedian piled on poor lil Marco.

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