DEAR AMERICA: Here’s WHY Conservative Women Are SO Pretty

Published on April 23, 2016

What is the real reason why conservative women are alway easier on the eyes than liberal women are? Henry Scanlon believes that he has the answer. Do you agree with him? Or do you think there isn’t any explanation to this phenomenon? Check this out…

Does that explain it? Maybe. It made some sense to me, but didn’t sit well. Implying they embrace conservative views only because they have nothing to lose diminishes the very real accomplishments of these young women, and those of the men, all of whom seem to be warriors for the cause, possessing an inchoate nobility and clear courage that might serve as nothing less than the lifeblood of a better future.

I sought counsel from my wife. She is European. She spent many years living in Paris and Brussels. I like it when people ask me if English is her second language, so I can say, “No, it’s her fifth.” I told her I was working on this piece, searching for an explanation. I told her that the young women of CPAC reminded me of the women you see on the boulevards of Paris, and I asked her why women over there were so famously stylish.

Women of great traditional beauty, but also those who would not be described that way, all had the ability to move through the world with manifest and undeniable élan, self-confidence, and personal style, some of the ingredients of a world-renowned attractiveness, so much so that it has been remarked upon for centuries. Her answer was immediate, as if it was obvious, or should be. “It’s because they enjoy being a woman. And they’re glad they’re not men.”

Oh. Maybe it’s that simple.

The women of the Right are allowed to believe things that the women of the Left are not. They are allowed to believe there is a difference between women and men, female and male, and that those differences are real, not a false cultural construct imposed by a self-interested, manipulative patriarchy. Unlike Gloria Steinem, they can express their femininity in any way they choose to, without fear of being accused of a calumnization of the sisterhood.

Maybe it is for these reasons and many similar ones that the women of CPAC walk with a bounce in their step and a light in their eyes, and maybe that is the engine of their attractiveness, the source of their ability to light up the room. They don’t mind being—no, they revel in being—attractive and stylish and a woman in any way they choose to do that, and they make short, confident work of the notion that they ought to, instead, get hip to the struggle and head for gender studies class.

Read more: The Federalist

Now that you’ve finished pondering why they’re so attractive, here’s a list of 12 of the hottest conservative women:

Joanne Nosuchinsky


Lauren Sivan


Laura Prepon


Michelle Malkin


S. E. Cupp


Patricia Heaton


Holly Fisher


Shannen Doherty


Elisabeth Hasselbeck


Angela Box


Kate Upton

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Kimberly Guilfoyle

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Via Right Side Rocks

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