Match Made in Hell: Planned Parenthood, Trans Lobby Team Up

Written by Ian Bayne on August 4, 2016

Guess what Planned Parenthood is up to now?

For those of you wondering what the next step is for the de-Christianization of America, it’s the Transgender Sex Change Health Center, where those who are convinced to change body parts can “go all the way” without having to deal with the stress of facing actual sick people in need of real healthcare.

Gone are the days when health care dollars have to be diverted away from important sexual body part organ swapping.

The local transgender owner of Merry Maids in Normal, Illinois has partnered with Planned Parenthood and ServiceMaster/Merry Maids to provide a one-of-a-kind service. (Makes you wonder who’s coming in to clean your home when you aren’t around)

“We are here to promote the health and well – being of the LGBTQI community of Central Illinois” reads the website’s mission.

Not sure what that means? Does it sound discriminatory? Not at all.

Try this: “We are here to promote the health and well-being of the White People community of Central Illinois” and see what happens.

Still confused?

Let’s go over their objectives.

Community outreach to persuade your child to come in to talk about his or her personal sexual feelings with a friendly adult
Discussion groups where people can question the existence of God
Legal referrals where that mean 87-year-old Christian bookstore owner down the street can get slapped with a $135,000 fine for not stocking his shelves with novels about gay marriage and crossdressing
Anti-violence programs where anyone who uses “the wrong tone” with a member of the LGBTQLMNOP community can face possible criminal assault charges (once the D.O.J. finally takes control of the local state’s attorney’s office)

Still wondering? Probably not for long. I’m sure a version of my soon-to-be Central Illinois Pride Health Center will soon be coming to a locale near you.

Think it can’t happen where you live? I’m in one of America’s most conservative parts of the country.

We have two Republican state representatives, two Republican state senators, two Republican congressmen, and virtually everyone you meet is Republican.

Sure the YWCA took the “Christian” out of their name here in McLean County (I have the audio proof from my radio days), but no one paid any attention at all.

And they probably won’t even notice the rainbow sign and the taxpayer money that will prop up transgender operations.

One bit of advice, though, for you parents: don’t piss off your children with any discipline or they may come home one day with more than God gave them. Or less.

Spanking may be off limits to toddlers but it appears that changing gender is perfectly fine.

It may be time to start cleaning your house yourself, too.

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Ian Bayne
Ian Bayne is a former radio talk show host and political consultant. He is currently a small business owner living in central Illinois. Follow him on Twitter @ ianbayneisright