$30K A Month ‘REHAB Center’ Teaches Snowflakes Not To Be P*SSIES – This Book Does It For $15

Written by K. Walker on December 28, 2016

Do the Millenials foot the bill, or is that up to Mom and Dad?

For just $1,000 a day, you could give your Millenial son or daughter the help that they need to ‘adult’.

This comprehensive program includes many of the things that they should have learned while they were still young like — chores, time management, nutrition, exercise and just showing up for things.

This sounds like a parody, but sadly, it’s very, very real.

For $28,000 a month, privileged 20-somethings who have failed to reach their ‘true potential’, will get basic life skills in scheduling, cleaning and even ‘showing up’, according to Fusion.

Therapy and group sessions are supplements by treatments such as art classes, yoga and meditation.

Yellowbrick, in Evanston, was founded ten years ago to specifically treat ’emerging adult’ brains, millennials who had ‘failed to launch’ from their parents.

Patients come to Yellowbrick with a variety of problems such as anxiety, depression, substance abuse, eating disorders, or even schizophrenia and bipolar disorder…

Here’s a ‘testimonial’…?:

…A 22-year-old was admitted for trying to take his own life when his family found out he had lost his part-time job.

The student said he’d coasted through college and began lying about his failing grades.

He was diagnosed with depression, major anxiety, and panic disorder in remission and prescribed what Yellowbrick called ‘nutraceuticals or brain vitamins’, known as vitamins and health supplements to everyone else. The patient, who was taking anti-anxiety medications, was told to go to addiction therapy and trauma group.

Regular sleep cycles, visits to the gym, and square meals were known as ‘brain hygiene’ at Yellowbrick. Meanwhile lunch is referred to as ‘Connections’, rules are ‘Community Agreements’ and relationships are ‘Coupling.’
Read more: Daily Mail

From the Yellowbrick website, here are what they call ‘Core Competence Services’:


Wow, kids aren’t learning those things anymore from their parents?

With such a high price tag, they’d better get some freaking fantastic results, right?


The idea of millennials going away to learn independence, surrounded by staff and paid for by mum and dad, seems incongruous.

But staff say they help patients develop a sense of autonomy – to know when to ask for help and when to set out on their own.

Results of the center are mixed.

Four out of every five patients who seek treatment at the center will relapse.


It makes you wonder how parents could shell out this kind of cash for this kind of nonsense.

But then again, ‘Gender Studies’ in college is a degree program, so they’re probably doing that anyway. And at least this gives you skills applicable to life.

ClashDaily would like to offer an alternative solution.

This is an even better ‘life skills training program’.

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And Mom and Dad won’t have to get a second mortgage.

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Check this out from Amazon.com’s product description …

Dear College Student:

Here’s a coloring book just for you! We know you’re angry that Trump got elected so we’re here to help exorcise your devils and give you some much-needed relief through coloring.

If you haven’t ever colored before, here are some tips to help you draw a pretty picture that you can cherish for years to come.

It’s pretty simple. Just try to stay inside the lines. That’s it. Have fun and use all your crayons. Make your Mommy and Daddy proud. Hell, who knows … they might even put it on their refrigerator for all your friends and relatives to see!

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Your Friend,
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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll and on Gettr @KarenWalker