Trump’s Buddy Says: Michelle’s A ‘MALE’ – Needs To Be ‘Let Loose In The Outback Of ZIMBABWE’

Published on December 23, 2016

Trolling Level: EXPERT. If Liberals weren’t worshipping at the Shrine of ‘Our Lady of Perpetual Outrage’, this bit wouldn’t even work.

Carl Paladino was asked by Artvoice what his hopes for 2017 were and said: ‘Obama catches mad cow disease after being caught having relations with a Herford.

‘He dies before his trial and is buried in a cow pasture next to Valerie Jarret, who died weeks prior, after being convicted of sedition and treason, when a Jihady cell mate mistook her for being a nice person and decapitated her.’

He did not stop there either, as he was next asked who he would to like to see go in the new year.

‘Michelle Obama. I’d like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortably in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla,’ responded Paladino.

When asked by The Buffalo News soon after if he really made those comments, Paladine said: ‘Of course I did. Tell them all to go f*** themselves.’
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Here are the 4 questions:

1. What would you most like to happen in 2017?
2. What would you like to see go away in 2017?
3. Who would you like to see run for mayor of Buffalo in next year’s election?
4. Should the new $50 million Amtrak station be at Central Terminal or Canal Side?

Here are Paladino’s answers:


(Image courtesy: ABC 7 WKBW )

If you do a quick Google search you’ll find thousands of articles about how racist Donald Trump’s campaign co-chair is, but there’s really nothing even remotely racist about this.

Mad cow disease or having sex with animals is not a racial stereotype so that first part about Barack Obama is okay. The line about Valerie Jarret getting decapitated by a Jihadi is a slam against the Obama administration’s refusal to take radical Islamic terrorism seriously, so it’s not racist either.

What the rampaging liberals are focusing most on are Paladino’s comments about Michelle Obama, but even that doesn’t count as racism. He says FLOTUS was or is really a man, which is insulting but not racist. Maybe if you are extra sensitive about these types of things it could be considered homophobic, but definitely not racist.

The gorilla line is what really has liberals losing their shit. Paladino says he hopes Michelle goes to live with a gorilla; he doesn’t call her a gorilla. There’s a big distinction here. It is a racist thing to compare black people to apes, but that ain’t what Paladino did. He simply said he hoped Michelle would be living with a gorilla in a cave, which up until this point has never been a racial thing at all.

Completely lost on the outraged liberals is that Paladino’s answers are not in the least bit serious. He’s f*cking with lefties because he knows they will take the bait. Do you really believe that this guy thinks it’s possible that Obama is going to have sex with a cow and then die from mad cow disease? Or that Michelle Obama is going to whip out her previously concealed penis and then go live in a cave with a gorilla?
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Oh no. Someone said something bad about an Obama.

Whatcha gonna do about it? Burn something down?

Grow up.

Share if Liberals can’t take a joke. Ever.