DEAR MEN: What Would YOU Rather Listen To Than Michelle’s ‘FINAL SPEECH?’

Published on January 4, 2017

Soon, Michelle will be giving her last speech as FLOTUS. How excited are you?

Later this month, Michelle Obama will be giving her last speech. You could make a drinking game out of it…

…references to ‘a house built by slaves’

…petty digs at Trump

…her husband’s ‘historic’ presidency

[…never before has the world seen America spend so much to accomplish so little…]

Honestly, America’s more likely to write rude limericks in her honor than sonnets.

What would YOU prefer to hear over a speech from Michelle?

THIS screaming frog?

The ‘most annoying sound in the world’? On loop for the entire duration of the speech?

Microphone feedback?

Crying babies?

A Justin Bieber cover on a Vevuzela and a tambourine? (Because that’s a thing)

Car alarms?

Rosanne Barr singing the National Anthem?

Taylor Swift in a duet with screaming goats?

They like Hawaii, right?

There is ONE horrific instrument that’s just as much a horror show as His presidency and her sense of entitlement.

Maybe you have OTHER suggestions…?

Share you wish Michelle came with a mute button.