HILARIOUS: This United Airline Training Video & Instruction Card Will Make You WET Your Pants

Written by K. Walker on April 11, 2017

It will all make sense after you see this.

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Here:

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And here:

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United had ‘re-accommodated’ a passenger until he was a bloodied, unconsciousness mess.

And that’s certainly not funny.

But the internet is full of funny stuff.

And United Airlines is their new target.

Because Air travel pretty much sucks all the time, anyway.

Check out what is being billed as the United Airlines ‘Training Video’:

Here’s the Instruction Card for passengers. Too bad nobody looks at those things:
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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll