WTF? Signs At THIS College Ask If You Have ‘PEE PRIVILEGE’ — No, This ISN’T Satire

Written by K. Walker on May 9, 2017

Are American colleges teaching ANYTHING other than social justice these days?

It really doesn’t look like it.

Now that college students can feel comfortable walking around as a pansexual, non-binary trans-species meerkats wearing onesies, the next logical thing to do is to calculate their potty privilege.

Yes, this is apparently a thing.

Well, the ‘pee privilege’ is a thing.

We’re hoping the pansexual, non-binary trans-species meerkat thing isn’t a thing.

It was intended as satire.

Though we apologize if we offended anyone that is pansexual, non-binary trans-species meerkat wearing a onesie.

Actually, no, we don’t. You’re a freak.

At least ‘Pee Privilege’ is a thing at Northern Arizona University.

If you were to take a tour around the campus, you’d find signs like this:

The sign reads, ‘The ability to use the restroom without fear or concern for your safety constitutes pee privilege‘.

“Do you have pee privilege?” one sign questions, informing restroom-goers that if they “never have to think about gender identity, ability, or access when peeing,” then “[they] do.”

Another sign expands upon the definition of “pee privilege,” noting that the “ability to use a restroom without fear or concern for your own safety constitutes” such a privilege, explaining that other factors like the “gender binary,” or the “ability to undoubtedly know which bathroom to pick,” contribute to “pee privilege.”

But wait!

There’s more!

They give you Do’s and Dont’s on how to react to people using the bathroom.

(I swear I’m not making this up!)

FYI, you’re supposed to read this horizontally and not vertically.

Having the BIG circled word ‘Do’ over the heading ‘Stare’ is just a wee bit confusing.

And you’re apparently not supposed to ‘question’ someone that you think is in the ‘wrong’ bathroom.

All of the signs scattered on the NAU campus direct people to this website that catalogs all of the bathrooms on campus.

Does this mean that people that use disposable undergarments have the most privilege?

‘Cause hey, they can go anywhere.

You know what this ‘Pee Privilege’ nonsense tells me?

That there is way too much downtime in college these days.

Or the kids aren’t using their time effectively.

Maybe study instead of looking for more oppressed special interest groups.

Do you know what these kids should be studying?

This:’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog,, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: The Effeminization Of The American Male

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H/T: Campus Reform
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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll and on Gettr @KarenWalker