Mattel is seeing sales of Barbie plummet. What is their answer?
Launch new, even lamer Ken-dolls.
Will little girls actually WANT them? Or are they trying to capture that lucrative non-gender-bianary play group?
Shouldn’t these prissy girly-men they come with a ‘romper’, too?
Here they are, in all their ‘glory’.
They’ve got skinny jeans. And a man bun.
Notice how they aren’t all that masculine.
Neutered males. Way to promote that new Feminism, Mattel.
This is why we won’t miss you when you’re gone.
If someone you know likes this new look, they will need this book:
The Effeminization Of The American Male
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