Probably sits down to pee, too.
She earns (and this bit is hard to say) almost exactly 20 times as much as me, so recently, I have been able to stop worrying about money (although worrying about money is so deeply ingrained that I still do). Her world is so full that I never have to deal with a disappointed and under-stimulated wife.
And because she is an Alpha Female, she takes care of everything. Everything in my life is organised, paid for, polished, perfected and invisibly taken care of.
Fresh toothbrushes appear in the bathroom. Beds remake themselves. Holidays get booked. The fridge is always full. The garden tended. The dinner cooked. Everything is perfect because my wife is, well, not far off.
So, here’s what I’ve learned about how to keep an Alpha Female happy. Perhaps you should make life easier for the man in your life and slip this on to his bedside table (but you’d already thought of that, hadn’t you?). –Read More
What sage advice does he give us? Some examples:
What’s the going price of self-respect these days? Since you’ve obviously pawned yours.
That book isn’t ‘advice’ it’s a cry for help.
Instead of WRITING a book, he desperately needs to read one. Specifically, he needs to read THIS one.
If you know of anyone else with their balls in a lockbox, get this into THEIR hands, too.
The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male