[Editor’s note: ‘the term Mojika’ was heard on the Chris Plante show, as a mash-up of Morning Joe and Mika.]
It’s fitting that the media have sainted Joe Scarborough and Mika Z – Mojika for short. Some networks have even featured the predictable slow montage of images depicting Joe as Mister-Firmly-Clenched Jaw with Saint Mika appearing either insightful or bucktooth sad.
I wonder if it’s the buckteeth that caught Joe’s eye, convinced him to engage in an adulterous relationship with Mika, and eventually marry her?
Mojika has been endowed with sufficient sympathy from the left that they decided to release a music video. That’s right. A music video. The song is called “Mysterious” but it isn’t. It’s predictable Mojika Trump-bashing set to some of the most horrible new wavey electronic noise imaginable. It’s about as genuine as Donny Deutsch.
You know Donny right? He’s the brash little punk that makes rounds on left-wing media outlets pretending to be the kind of bruiser that could take Trump out back and knock some sense in him. In reality, Deutsch grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth, was sent to Wharton business school by his daddy, and then graduated to take over the business his dad created.
Mojika will stop being a thing when Susan Rice emerges from testifying before Congress, and complains about how racist and sexist allegations against her are. Doesn’t make a lot of sense does it? Kind of like when John “My Password Was Password” Podesta claims Russia hacked the election after he either thought it clever or was just so dumb he used “password” for his password.
As each of the spectacle unfolds like so many before them, the left has behaved in what can best be described as a moronically lunatic fashion. Results? Epic failure. For example, there’s a video from June 1, 2007 of Joe Scarborough comparing the late Senator Fred Thompson’s wife to a stripper that ought to sink Mojika.
The left has been operating from a playbook that’s 46 years old. Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals. That’s how they learned to find and fix their target and then move in for the kill. Until 2015 the left had tremendous success using these tactics against political opponents.
From 2015 onward the left has tried to use Alinsky tactics against Donald Trump and they have failed every single time. Instead, Trump has done what Donny Deutsch thinks he could do and has taken them out back and metaphorically smacked them around.
That’s why the left grows ever more hysteric and further detached from reality each day. It’s kind of like when you’re trying to put something together and the instructions tell you Part C connects to Part H using Bolts B but not a damn thing fits! So you get frustrated. You throw the instructions across the room. You stomp around. Fantasize about throwing the half-built whatever out to the curb. Because the standard tactics that ought to work because the playbook says they work don’t so you pitch a fit.
The left that is empty of ideas when it comes to making our country great again is also empty when it comes to a suitable attack strategy against Donald Trump, their number one political opponent. So they turn Mojika into a saint, head bop along to their “mysterious” music video, and wait to fall in lock-step with Susan Rice’s claims of racism and sexism like the little Donny Deutsch punks they are.