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Teen Vogue Has An Article That’ll Make You Yell, ‘WTF?’ – Yes, It’s That Bad

This is NOT ‘Fake News’, but when you see what it is, you’ll wish that it WAS made up.

Teen Vogue has decided that it’s time to educate teenagers on anal sex.

Yes, you read that right.

They’ve put out a guide on anal sex.

For teenagers.

Here is the horrifying title:

Anal Sex: What You Need to Know — How to do it the RIGHT way.

These are the same people that will say, ‘You can’t just Abstinence. Kids are still going to have sex, so we need to give them the full education, which includes promoting anal sex.

Ok, prepare yourselves — it’s time to quote the article:

Without all the run-of-the-mill hoopla, here is the lowdown on everything you need to know about butt stuff, no matter who you are, whom you’re having sex with, or who you want to have sex with.

This is anal 101, for teens, beginners, and all inquisitive folk.

This is a far cry from the beauty and fashion tips, you’d expect in a teen magazine.

It’s also very different from the other articles in the online issue:

Amethyst Hair, Pixie Crops, and More Makeovers to Try IMMEDIATELY

Brooklyn Beckham Just Got a HUGE New Tattoo

Original “Mulan” Actress Ming-Na Wen Wants a Cameo in the Live-Action Version

So, what is the propaganda that they’re peddling to their teen readers?

Anal sex, though often stigmatized and shamed, is a perfectly natural way to engage in sexual activity. People have been having anal sex since the dawn of humanity. Seriously, it’s been documented back to the Ancient Greeks and then some. So, if you’re a little worried about trying it, or are having trouble understanding the appeal, just know that it isn’t weird or gross.

The anus is full of nerve endings that, for some, feel awesome when stimulated. The opening of the butt hole is where the nerves are most condensed, so you don’t have to put anything that far up there (if you don’t want to) for it to feel good.

That being said, anal (like all sex acts) is not universally enjoyed by everyone, and that’s totally OK. You should do what you feel comfortable with and what feels pleasurable for you. There is no wrong way to experience sexuality and no way is better than any other.

FYI, this ClashDaily Editor is a woman married for almost 20 years, and I think it’s unnatural, gross and weird.

If you ‘need’ to try anal — honey, you’re doing it wrong.

The article in Teen Vogue is directed at both males and females, but the author doesn’t go into those incendiary gender terms like ‘male’ and ‘female’.

Instead, they talk about ‘people with a penis’ and ‘people with a vagina’.

Because, according to the new liberal normal, some women have penises.

Here is the real deal. You can’t just decide you’re going to start having anal one day and then go for it, anchors away!

Nope. Not a great idea. You need to start slowly. The anus is a muscle that needs to be worked up to having larger objects inserted. Start with finger or a small (I do mean v small) butt plug and either warm yourself up or have a partner help. To do this, lube up your finger or toy and gently massage the anus. As you feel more aroused and comfortable, work the object inside. Gently move it around to loosen up the area.

Never put any toy up your butt that does not have a flared base. You do not want to lose anything up there, the rectum is expansive. No, you cannot just “poop it out.”

They do discuss some concept of ‘safe’ anal sex:

Lube is absolutely required, as are condoms. There is no risk of pregnancy during anal sex, but safe sex is non-negotiable nonetheless.

When it comes to lube, silicone-based lubes are easier for anal sex, as they are slippier and tend to stay on longer. The problem? Some silicone lubes corrodes latex due to a high oil content, which can cause condoms to break. Google the silicone lube you’re looking to use before trying it with condoms.

Likewise, stay clear of all oil-based lubes as these too can damage the integrity of a latex condom. When in doubt, go for a water-based, unscented, unflavored lubricant if you’re unsure about the lube you’re using.

Lube is essential for comfortable (and safe) anal sex. The anus does not naturally lubricate the way a vagina does. If you want to have a good experience, the more lube the better.

This goes without saying, but you absolutely must use protection every single time you engage in anal sex. Condoms are not optional. They are mandatory. STIs widespread and abundant. Protect yourself.

Of course, that was added in after the fact:

And note that it does say that lubricants that are necessary for anal sex and the ‘best’ ones can cause condoms to break.

And they mock teaching Abstinence.

The ‘education’ even includes the uncomfortable issue of poop:

I want to personally assure you that that you will not poop on anyone during anal sex. Sure, there are horror stories, but aren’t there always?

That being said, yes, you will come in contact with some minor fecal matter. You are entering a butt hole.

It is where poop comes out. Expecting to do anal play and see zero poop isn’t particularly realistic. It’s NOT a big deal. Everyone poops. Everyone has a butt.
Source: Teen Vogue

Seems like it was thorough, right?

Not really.

Some really important things were left out.

You’ll never see it in the Liberal Media (D).

ClashDaily posted a very important story that is often overlooked.

And we did it during Pride Month.

‘Surviving Gay’: A Firsthand Account You’d NEVER Hear From the LGBT Crowd

Yes, that man that had a lifetime of so-called ‘enjoyable’ anal sex was left plagued with injuries and had a portion of his rectum removed and his ‘sphincters had been sewn shut with thick cording‘. He is only ‘semi-continent’ due to the damage to his rectum due to anal sex.

As Joseph Sciambra tells it, these injuries are not uncommon in the homosexual community.

I’m pretty sure Teen Vogue won’t cover that, though.

Maybe this is a better (and more concise) Anal Sex guide:

ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles how-to book:

Raising Righteous & Rowdy Girls
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