Not as slick as he thought, is he?
That thug didn’t get very far.
He took a bike that wasn’t his. First mistake.
He thought he was home free. Second mistake.
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And while making his ‘getaway’?
That’s when he made his third and final mistake.
And that third mistake was a doozy.
If he wants to stop making the ‘stupid criminal’ highlight reel, he should get his hands on this book and learn how not to be such a loser.
The dopes who laughed while they filmed the guy stealing the bike should read it, too.
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