Thug Steals Bike – God Immediately Smites Him And It’s Brutal & Hilarious!

Written by K. Walker on July 10, 2017

Not as slick as he thought, is he?

That thug didn’t get very far.

He took a bike that wasn’t his. First mistake.

He thought he was home free. Second mistake.

And while making his ‘getaway’?

That’s when he made his third and final mistake.


And that third mistake was a doozy.

If he wants to stop making the ‘stupid criminal’ highlight reel, he should get his hands on this book and learn how not to be such a loser.

The dopes who laughed while they filmed the guy stealing the bike should read it, too.

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog,, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male

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Share if this moron should have ‘looked both ways’.

ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll