Thug Steals Bike – God Immediately Smites Him And It’s Brutal & Hilarious!

Not as slick as he thought, is he?

That thug didn’t get very far.

He took a bike that wasn’t his. First mistake.

He thought he was home free. Second mistake.

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And while making his ‘getaway’?

That’s when he made his third and final mistake.

Watch:

https://youtu.be/ftFQ891y0cY

And that third mistake was a doozy.

If he wants to stop making the ‘stupid criminal’ highlight reel, he should get his hands on this book and learn how not to be such a loser.

The dopes who laughed while they filmed the guy stealing the bike should read it, too.

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by Doug Giles

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, occasional Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll

 

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