This bro is trying to cash in on his traumatic erection. Yes, you read that right.
Dustin Lance, 32, is launching a $5 million lawsuit because he alleges that he has suffered permanent injury after staff at the jail in Pittsburg County, Oklahoma, where he was incarcerated refused him medical treatment for an erection that lasted 91 hours.
Dustin Lance claims his civil rights were violated in the $5million lawsuit he filed on September 18 in Pittsburg County District Court against Pittsburg County Sheriff Chris Morris, the Pittsburg County Board of County Commissioners, three county sheriff’s deputies, a nurse and up to 10 other unnamed individuals, Tulsa World reported.
Lance took a pill offered to him by another inmate on December 15, 2016. The next day, he told jail officials that he was suffering ‘unbearable pain’ from the erection. But Lance alleges that they mocked him and refused him treatment.
So why was he in the clink in the first place?
Burglary and possession of controlled dangerous substances charges.
Lance alleges that he was mocked repeatedly by staff at the jail and denied medical care until December 19.
He was transported to McAlester Regional Hospital around noon that day by jail employees. But doctors at the hospital said they could not treat his condition and said he needed to be transferred to Tulsa to see a urologist, according to the lawsuit.
Officials returned Lance back to the jail and then arranged for him to be released on his own recognizance instead of transporting him to a Tulsa hospital, according to the lawsuit.
– Source DailyMail
Officials cited language in the petition that indicates Lance is deceased and they say a representative of his estate should have brought the suit if in fact he is dead.
An attorney who filed the lawsuit, Jon Williford, told Tulsa World that ‘Lance had not died and attributed the reference to his client’s demise to a ‘scrivener’s error.”
He said they would amend the lawsuit to remove references to his client’s death.
Lance was initially behind bars on burglary and possession of controlled dangerous substances charges.
– Source DailyMail
His own lawyers didn’t know whether their client was alive or dead?
This should be an interesting lawsuit.
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