PICTURED: This Anti-Hollywood And Anti-Lib Book Campaign Is LMAO Stuff

Written by K. Walker on October 12, 2017

This will certainly trigger the Leftist Snowflakes…but YOU will LOVE it.

ClashDaily’s Big Dawg, Doug Giles, has just released his new book,My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass and it’s riling up those on the Left.

The Hollywood elites certainly won’t like it.

Ashley Judd is probably going to be part of another ‘march’ after she reads it.

Michael Moore will make a movie filled with lies, damn lies, and calumnies in an attempt to counter these astute quotes.

Rosie will let herself go… oh, wait…

Cher will tweet incessantly in ALL CAPS…. and ANGRY emojis.

And Jennifer Lawrence will pen a feminist screed against it, filled with vitriol and the occasional 4-letter word.

But that’s nothing to the effect it will have on the music industry.

Beyoncé will record a concept album denouncing it even more than she did with Jay-Z’s cheating on Lemonade.

Madonna will think… an awful lot… about… blowing things up.

And Katy Perry will… well, continue to be Katy Perry.

This book is powerful. 

It makes Jimmy Kimmel’s eyes rain.

Those mainstays of the Media (D) will weigh in as the book enters the mainstream culture.

Anderson Cooper will have a month-long special discussing how ‘Grandpa’ is really a Russian spy…

Don Lemon will gather together panel after panel to denounce the word ‘patriotic’ as racist against African Americans.

Maxine Waters will call for the impeachment of Doug Giles and of President Donald Trump.

Nancy Pelosi will take a poll to see where she stands on the issues of patriotism, grandparents, and badassery.

Hillary will wonder why her book didn’t sell as many copies and dismiss it as a tool of the Patriarchy.

Barry will call it another example of ‘toxic masculinity’.

Michelle will say she’s no longer proud of her country then ask what ‘Patriotism’ means.

There will be riots in the streets as the many Snowflakes in America are triggered by the image of the flag, a child with a cigar, the title, and the author.

But you know who will love it?

Another Patriotic Badass Grandpa.

And this one lives in the White House.

Isn’t that all that matters?

Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass.

Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll