WATCH: Braindead Spectators Get Too D@mn Close To Race Cars

Written by K. Walker on November 16, 2017

Do these people have a deathwish? They must, or they wouldn’t be doing this.

Ah, it’s just a couple thousand pounds barreling down the road at excessive speed — what’s there to worry about?

You’ve got to have brass ones to be a rally car driver.

You also need to be brain damaged to be an up-close and personal spectator.

Watch these near disasters:

They’re all pretty shocking, but in winter — really?

With ice all over the place?

On the best of days, these cars look difficult to control.

Seems like a bad idea if you ask me.

Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass.

Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll