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Disney’s Animatronic President Trump Looks A Helluva Lot Like Hillary – Don’t You Think?

Disney’s new addition to the Hall Of Presidents looks a little bit odd. And we think we know why.

They got his voice right — of course they did, they recorded his actual speech.

Did they capture some of his mannerisms properly, the hand movements?

Considering we’re talking about animatronics, they did a pretty good job of it.

But there’s something about it that isn’t… quite… right.

The face isn’t even close. It looks like somebody, sure. But not ‘The Donald’.

Madame Tussauds, they are not. In fact, Madame Tussauds was quick to say so and openly mock Disney’s half-assed likeness of the 45th President.

Who does it actually look like?

People have compared it to Jon Voight.

Or Angela Landsbury.

Even ‘Teller’ From Penn and Teller or David Cassidy bear a closer resemblance to Disney’s creation than our 45th President does.

There’s one other comparison people are making that could actually explain what happened.

Take a close look. Does that REALLY look like a masculine facial structure? Or does it look like they had an “oh, crap” moment halfway through the design phase?

Is there any reason that Disney might make such a rookie mistake? Could they have had any reason to believe the press about Hillary being a shoe-in? Could they POSSIBLY have been blinded by bias?

Have a look at some numbers…

Or these…

And ask yourself if that isn’t, in fact, the most logical explanation.

The question is, do you think Disney will be shamed into making a better one? Especially now that Tussauds is making sport of them?

Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass.

Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.

We’ve all wondered for a long time, but it looks like medical science has finally determined the problem.

It’s spreading like a plague. For some reason, Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds.

Trump Derangement — and Romney Derangement before that — and Bush Derangement before that are only the tip of the iceberg.

What is driving them so berzerk?

Looks like we’ve found an answer:

A liberal walks into the hospital and asks for an X-ray of its skull. Doctors confirmed what we already feared. Here’s the sad diagnosis…

That’s the ladies’ version. You can get it here.

Don’t worry. There’s one for the guys, too.

You can get the guy’s version here.

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