Indian Wars – Trump vs. Senator ‘Pocahontas’

Senator Elizabeth (Pocahontas) Warren vows to never shut up. God help us.

President Trump recently had a ceremony honoring some of the most awesome men on the planet, the last remaining Navajo Code Talkers from WW2. If you don’t know who they are, definitely take the time to look them up. They were invaluable in defeating Hitler and deserve any honor given to them.

They are obviously Native American. President Trump couldn’t help himself during the ceremony and he took a little jab at everyone’s favorite, the “Not-So-Native-American” Senator Elizabeth Warren and called her “Pocahontas”. Watch Here.

It was an inside joke. Not that funny for the venue, but a little humorous. Since then, the liberal media and Ms. Warren herself have come undone about the horrific use of a so-called racial slur by our President.

First of all, it isn’t a racial slur if the person you are making fun of isn’t even of the race being poked. That brings us back to Senator Warren and her continually lying about her Native American heritage to further her career. Oh yes, she did claim to be Cherokee.

Elizabeth Warren wants to be President. Let’s just be honest about it. With Hillary finally vanquished and still wondering “What Happened”, Lizzie Warren would love to be the first woman POTUS! In certain circles, Run Liz Run is getting some traction.

The Democrat Party is lost in the wilderness. Stranded on the Clinton Plantation. Set on fire by Donna Brazile and looking like another four years of their worst nightmare could happen…a Trump second term. Maybe Senator Warren should embrace her inner Sacajawea and lead the Democrats back to victory.

In 2014, Lizzie provided her 11 Tenets for Progressivism…just in case people wondered where she stood on the issues that matter most to liberals. It’s a nightmare for America along the lines of The Little Bighorn.

Despite how progressive Senator Warren is, if she were to run for President her entire campaign would not be about the issues, it would be…vote for me because I am a minority woman.

Of course, when you look at her bright blue eyes and pasty white skin you might see a white person of Scandinavian or Irish descent, but you’d be wrong, she’s a Native American. Well maybe…sorta kinda on her mom’s side way back. She actually claimed to be part Cherokee and stated boldly right on CNN:

“You know, I’m proud of my Native American heritage.”

Everyone thought that was great until it was discovered that she made that up to claimed minority status to get into college.

To make it worse it turns out her Great-Great-Great-Grandpa Crawford actually helped round up thousands of Cherokee in North Carolina, Tennessee, and Georgia to get them to the staging point for the Trail of Tears. Good times.

I think Ms. Warren would make a great president…she can be the first Native American, the way Bill Clinton was the first black president. Looks like they both have the gift of stretching the truth! To honor both Ms. Warren’s creativity in genealogy I have created a few possible Indian names to match her zeal for liberalism and hatred for President Trump.

I’m not sure how she can stand to live in Washington, D.C. though…you know…home of the evil REDSKINS named football team!

I feel Pocahontas would be insulted to be associated with Senator Warren. Since she is not really a Native American, Senator Warren would be more aptly named, Fauxcahontas.

Here’s a few others that might work as Senator Warren’s Indian name. Sacasheeta or Lyin’ Liz Dog or Lizzie Forked Tongue, or my personal favorite, Dances with Lies!