No Fans Left: Look What The NFL Just Did To Sunday Night Football

If the ratings trend continues, even rugby, cricket, and darts will soon be bigger TV draws.

Remember when football was THE big event on sports stations? Neither do we.

They’ll have to fill the slot with some other programming tonight. Because it won’t be football.

Will it be an interview with Colin Kaepernick?

Will it be the top ten NFL arrests of the year?

Maybe a backgammon tournament, spelling bee or cheerleader competition?

Who knows. Who cares?

It won’t be NFL football. The networks have wised up to the fact that they won’t have enough fans to justify it.

You’ve got better things to do on a Sunday night.

NYE party.

Work on resolutions.

Repaint the garage.

Sort recycling.

Clip your toenails.

Anything, really.

Here’s the announcement.

You will notice they didn’t actually ‘announce’ the omission of Sunday Night Football…

They kind of left fans to read between the lines and figure it out for themselves.

Maybe that’s not the sort of announcement they would want to draw attention to.

They’d much rather draw attention to OTHER things, like the big-time donations they’ve moved from Patriotic groups and Breast Cancer research to Social Justice groups:

DISGUSTING: The NFL Is Going To Send $90M To These Radical Leftists Causes

They’re also supporting gun-grabbers.

WTF? NFL Team Donates $500k – For This RIDICULOUS And Major Liberal Cause

Maybe that’s why NFL has taken on a whole other meaning:

A shirt that aptly describes the NFL — No Fans Left.

Buy it now at the ClashDaily Store.

NFL’s TV ratings are plummeting as more players refuse to stand for the national anthem. It’s
hard to believe that a nation that has given these players the opportunity to achieve so much is
so easily disrespected. Even worse, consider the men and women who have laid down their
lives so that these athletes could live in a relatively safe country and enjoy their fame and
Hard-working, patriotic Americans don’t want to watch a bunch of whiners play football. They
want to watch winners.

And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-
Made t-shirt press!


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