Young People Don’t Like Being Called ‘Snowflake’ – So, Here’s 13 Replacement Words For The Snowflakes

Published on December 7, 2017

Oh, does the word ‘Snowflake’ traumatize you? Poor baby. Try some of these ones on for size.

Did you hear the news?

But research by insurance firm Aviva found that 72 per cent of 16-24 year-olds think the term is unfairly applied, while 74 per cent think it could have a negative effect on young people’s mental health.
Source: Telegraph

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That’s adorable.

In fact, it’s exactly why we are CALLING them snowflakes.

The firm’s medical expert, Dr Doug Wright, said the term could cause problems. “Our findings suggest that young adults are more likely to be experiencing mental health problems, so using a phrase which criticises this age group could add to this issue.

“Any term used disparagingly to a segment of the population is inherently negative.

Oh really?

Maybe they could just embrace the mace, take it as ‘constructive criticism’ and execute a little ‘Extreme Ownership” in their lives.

But maybe they’re content to continue with half-assing it through life.

If that’s the case, here’s a pro tip.

Maybe you can’t handle the term snowflake. If that’s the case, all you have to do is look down the following list, and pick your favorite.

And every time someone calls you ‘snowflake’, just drop that word in it’s place.



    Here’s your handy-dandy list.
















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