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LMAO: Meet The Left’s Shiny New Lip Glossed Poster Boy For All Things Liberal

Are they really admitting that this guy is their ‘rising star’? Really?

After a kick-ass Pro-American SOTU speech centered on the greatness of the American public, and a shared sense of unity and hope… with a heavy emphasis on Freedom, the left gave their reply.

It was bad. No, REALLY bad.

Not only was it the OPPOSITE of uplifting and inspiring — STFU was a popular response to the response — he got absolutely ROASTED on twitter.

For some inexplicable reason, when the only thing that the Left seems capable of talking about is White Privilege, they decided to trot out… you guessed it… a Kennedy.

And in case you missed the ‘white privilege’ connotations, he is happy to underscore them to us. Right there in his name is “The Third”.

Yeah. We can all see you’re a real ‘man of the people’. Like this guy, who is also a ‘third’.

Kennedy gave a flaccid speech to let us all know he was a graduate of the William Shatner school of overacting.

And, hilariously, Pelosi had her own words thrown back in her face.

“If his nose isn’t running and he isn’t burping, he did a great speech,” Mrs. Pelosi told the House Democratic Caucus at their weekly private meeting Tuesday morning, Politico reported.

She reportedly instructed Democrats to behave themselves during the address in order to avoid any controversial moments for the party.

“Let the attention be on his slobbering self,” she said. “If you want to walk out, don’t come in.”
Source: Washington Times

Not only did Trump crush the SOTU speech, Kennedy fumbled his. In fact, most of us didn’t really hear what he was saying. We were too distracted by the drool.

Even news outlets were caught up by it.

It was trending on twitter.

#DroolingJoeKennedy

It wasn’t drool. No, really. That’s what he’s telling us. It was ‘chapstick’.

The politician went on CNN to confirm it was a simple over-application of Chap Stick and not the spreading of his spittle. He told the network that his Chap Stick usage was “a little too much, apparently.” — Newsweek

That makes it SO much better.

But that wasn’t even his most cringe-worthy moment. He actually topped his drool.

This isn’t parody, he included this line in his STFU speech. No, really:

Or as we put it here at Clash — it takes a lot of Chutzpah for a Kennedy to say MeToo, dontcha think?

So, as the night wound down, Trump’s speech ruled, and Kennedy’s drooled.

With the Trump $100 bill, gift giving just got a whole lot easier.

What’s not to like? They get a gift, and you get to crow about just how good Trump’s first year has been.

It’s win-win, right? Heck yeah.

Where would you get such a wonderful gift? We’re glad you asked.

It’s right here –> Trump $100 Bill

Or maybe when you give it, they’re uptight and have no sense of ha-ha.

We’ve got something for that, too.

Give them a book.

But not just ‘any’ book.

Give them something that can help them get over their serious case of Trump-derangement Butthurt.

Tell them they can use that Hundred Dollar Bill as a bookmark.

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male

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