We’re devastated that Kid Rock isn’t running for a Senate seat, but at least he’s keeping up his badass, politically incorrect ways on social media. Check out his choice for the ‘Best Costume Ever’.
Do you agree with Kid Rock?
The Millennial costume includes:
– Bubble wrap
– ‘Fragile: Handle with Care’ labels
– And a hat sporting the slogan of Millennials everywhere, ‘I’m Offended’
Would you go out wearing that to a costume party?
Is it missing anything?
Maybe some sort of wussified, soy-based beverage pretending to be a coffee?
Perhaps a protest sign with #Resistance written on it?
An apology for ‘white privilege’?
A bagged lunch from mommy?
Did we forget something?
Let us know in the comments.
For those that don’t get why it’s such a fantastic costume, might we suggest you peruse this li’l tome:
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male
Wear this to the gym and I guarantee you’ll get some comments.
Oh, yes, Ladies, you can wear this shirt. Get yours here.
This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect t-shirts to ever hit the market. It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners!
Keep Calm and Don’t Be a Pussy!
And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!