Remember back around November when Antifa and the so-called Resistance said they were going to overthrow the Trump administration once and for all? Then they all got bored, donned pajama boy pajamas, and stayed home?
Somewhere around six months from now we’ll be looking back at the #MeToo movement and wondering, where did it all go? We’ll reflect on the legitimate anger over legitimate instances of sexual abuse in Hollywood, NBC’s Thirty Rock (forever aka Dirty Rock), and elsewhere. Then we’ll wonder, what happened to it all.
Know what happened to it all? I’ll give you three hints:
– She loves a good pantsuit.
– She’s pear-shaped and has never had to worry about the things the #MeToo movement is protesting, just ask her husband.
– She’s never accomplished anything and everything she’s touched has turned to crap.
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Enter from stage far left Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Someday, a decade or so from now, when Justin Timberlake as President has appointed an app to do the bidding of that high office, much to the chagrin of whoever at that point in our history can still feel chagrined, we’ll look back and we’ll connect the dots.
Wasn’t “the Resistance” (and yes, they bummed the term from Star Wars no matter how many of them try and tell you on-line that they borrowed it from the French Resistance during World War Two…not a damned one of them is literate enough to know anything about World War Two) kind of rolling along pretty well back in 2017? Granted, they weren’t accomplishing much. But they were a thing. They almost garnered their own line of clothes and regular schtick in sitcoms. What happened?
Hillary Clinton tried to co-opt the entire movement and become its standard-bearer. The result? We’ve barely heard a peep out of “the Resistance” ever since.
These days, Hillary Clinton is mounting the #MeToo coat-tails the way Harvey Weinstein mounted way too many aspiring starlets. Harvey did so against their will and Hillary’s doing the same, but she of course will get a pass. Because she always gets a pass.
The result will be that #MeToo vanishes just like the so-called Resistance. Unlike the “resistance”, #MeToo was actually valid. There was meaning behind #MeToo. It was a legitimate civil rights movement.
In a nutshell, that’s the problem with Hillary Clinton. She accomplished nothing. The things she touched – from the Rose Law Firm to the current FISA-scandal – all turned to crap.
And so it goes with #MeToo. She’s taking a legitimate civil rights movement and rolling back the clock to a time when a campaign aide sexually harassed a female campaign worker and Hillary responded with a slap on his wrist. Or a time when Bill Clinton was Harvey Weinsteining it up with an intern in that little kitchenette off the Oval Office.
The price of a vagina in 2018 apparently is Hillary Clinton’s own ego.
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