Watch: This Chick Might Be The Blondest Theologian To Ever Walk This Planet – Do You Agree?

Published on February 13, 2018

She has singlehandedly disproven Voltaire’s claim that anything too stupid to be said must be sung.

Chicky, if you can’t tell the difference between Scripture and the Silver Screen, you should sit down and let grown-ups do the talking.

She really should go home and think about that warning in the New Testament book of James.

Not many of you should become teachers, my fellow believers, because you know that we who teach will be judged more strictly.

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Because, Bloody Hell, lady, if you made the top cut for this ‘preaching’ tour, what do the shlubs who didn’t make the cut look like?

Here is Jenn Johnson (a Music leader) doing her thing. (You can Google her. We had to.)

It would be bad enough for to slip up and say this once. But the video evidence has her saying some of the same stupid crap on multiple occasions.

The Holy Spirit is Blue like the Genie from Aladdin

Jenn Johnson (Bethel Church): The Holy Spirit is Blue like the Genie from Aladdin.

Posted by Be Not Deceived on Sunday, February 11, 2018

You silly twit, you.

The Holy Spirit is NOT like ‘Genie’ from Aladdin. NOR is He ‘Blue’.

Congrats. You’ve just whipped up a small-g god in your own image.

With friends like this, who really needs enemies? Speaking of which…

Paul wrote in his letter to the Romans that on account of (those who call themselves believers) the name of God is blasphemed among the non-believers.

More and more, this writer is convinced that ‘religious’ TV has become one of the worst offenders in that problem today.

[Is God] a means to an end? Have you seen Christian books or TV lately? You’d almost think God were a vending machine or Cosmic butler, rather than Saviour and King.

But many come to him for a better reason… for what he REALLY offers. Relationship.
Source: Clashdaily

No wonder the New Testament is loaded with warning, after warning, after warning, about false teachers that will come.

Whether we realize it or not, everybody is a theologian. It’s just that some are extraordinarily BAD theologians. Like Jenn Johnson, for example.

Here are two relevant R.C. Sproul quotes to help us end on a more positive note.

“We do want progress in our knowledge and growth in our understanding, but we have to be careful not to be lured into the temptation to come up with something new just to be novel.”
― R.C. Sproul, Everyone’s a Theologian

“Everything we learn—economics, philosophy, biology, mathematics—has to be understood in light of the overarching reality of the character of God. That is why, in the Middle Ages, theology was called “the queen of the sciences” and philosophy “her handmaiden.” Today the queen has been deposed from her throne and, in many cases, driven into exile, and a supplanter now reigns. We have replaced theology with religion.”
― R.C. Sproul, Everyone’s a Theologian

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They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

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