Watching this video, and a lot of other nuttiness from out that way, it might be time for Philly to adopt a name OTHER than ‘city of brotherly love’.
Don’t you think?
The fans over in Philly have a funny way of celebrating a win — they decided to destroy their own damn city — and Doug Giles had a few things to say about it.
But the police had a few things to say too.
Important messages like ‘help us identify the idiots in this video’:
Police release video of people raiding a convenience store following the Philadelphia Eagles' Super Bowl win.
Posted by Sports Illustrated on Tuesday, February 6, 2018
Becuase swarming into a store to smash it up and rob it blind is such a ‘loving’ act — totally worthy of the Philly name.
After all, it’s not just ‘the man’ or some faceless corporate ‘suit’ they are hurting. It’s the family that owns it. It’s the single mom taking extra shifts to make ends meet. It’s the student trying to better himself and open up new doors of opportunity.
But all these losers are thinking about is the Free Sh*t they get to walk away with.
Look at the moron taking video of himself — while committing a crime.
He’s probably live-streaming it. That’s called ‘evidence’.
This isn’t celebrating. It’s looting. It’s one hell of a way to become internet-famous. And not in the sense that makes you rich, either.
More in the sense of ‘you’re going to get caught’. The whole world sees you for your stupidity now.
Let’s hope none of your career plans require you to have a clean criminal record. Because that’s over now. Let’s put it in terms someone from Philly can understand:
And for what? A ‘free’ bag of chips and the thrill of doing something you know is illegal?
Those chips (or whatever else they grabbed) are about to become the most expensive decision some of them have ever made.
It looks a little like this:
PHOTOS: Watch What Happens To This St. Louis Looter – It’s Delicious
(Make sure you read the story in the link, too. It’s the key life lesson their moms (and dads, if they have one) failed to teach them.)
Speaking of relevant life lessons — here’s another one:
The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male
One thing that increasingly unites men and women? We can both agree that Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds. Now there’s a shirt that says just that.
Conveniently available in Both Ladies…
AND Men’s versions.
Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.
They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!
They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.
Well, here’s a shirt that sums it perfectly. Liberalism is a… MENTAL DISORDER.
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