No? Then you’re obviously not this guy.
Ben Kebbell, a freshman at Fairfield University in Connecticut showed off his bloodied and broken nose on Snapchat after he suggested to his girlfriend that they end their relationship.
It seems that a 19-year old swimmer and model with over 100,000 Instagram followers has quite a temper and a pretty good arm.
Kathryn A. Mahoney allegedly punched boyfriend Ben Kebbell in the nose and stomach in a dorm at Fairfield University, Connecticut, when he suggested they stop seeing each other.
After the assault, Kebbell took to Snapchat to update friends on his condition. He showed off his bloody and broken nose.
Kebbell, who is also on the school’s swim team and hails from the Isle of Man in the UK, appeared to be in good spirits and even joked about his injuries.
He’s from The Isle Of Man?!?
You’re kidding, right? Nope.
Would a man post a photo of his nose bloodied like that by his girlfriend?
‘The katie thing comes with a broken nose lol,’ the six-foot-one, 184-pound athlete wrote on one picture, showing blood streaming out of his nose and into his mouth.
In a later picture, the freshman smiled after some of the blood had been cleaned off of his face.
Source: Daily Mail
The incident occurred on March 1 in the dormitory of the small, private college that they both attended.
Here are the photos that Kebbell posted:
Here is the couple in happier times:
Here are a couple of Mahoney’s photos that were posted on Instagram. (She has now made her account private.)
Mahoney was charged with third-degree assault and disorderly conduct charges and held on $1500 bail.
Here is her mugshot:
No word yet on whether Kyle turned in his ‘Isle of Man’ card.
Seriously, if you get manhandled by a chick, lick your damned wounds in private.
Don’t brag about it on social media.
This is just embarrassing.
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